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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster

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Bears, obscenities and breakdowns.

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Latest posts by Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster

Christ alive. Karius has done well for himself.

10.03.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ipswich kicking the #Gamblor crowd in the bollocks again, is it?

10.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Sexy time tonight. Better bring snacks and a good read."

10.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Very much the medication: turns sexy time into an epic saga. Haven't got the wind for that at my time of life.

10.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Actual recent exchange:

Pupil: Don't you ever get in trouble for the things you say, sir?

Me: You'd think so, wouldn't you? But no.

Pupil: Are people too scared to grass on you?

10.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not so much shit as semi-retired.

10.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing so kind in the Wooster classroom.

10.03.2026 19:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Mine"

10.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh aye, what a fuckwit.

10.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A hearty "Good afternoon, you gullible bastards" to all the broadsheet journos who ran puff pieces about how Joey Barton was just a misundestood intellectual, really.

You gobshites.

10.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The most wallet inspected man in Europe speaks.

10.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Between hilarity and elation?

10.03.2026 11:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Boring post alert:

Reminder that if a hateful cunt is nicked for something, don't post details that could possibly prejudice said hateful cunt going to nick on the main.

10.03.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Arf. You stupid bastard.

09.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That's the word on the streets.

09.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There's a pie shop/cafe by us called Growlers.

09.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mini pork pie.

09.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It was just a theory of his which has a certain logic to it.

Physically it is a balance thing, but that doesn't account for the fear/attraction instinct.

09.03.2026 14:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Douglas Adams had a theory that it's a species hangover instinct from when we lived in trees (similarly vertigo is our rational brain fighting that instinct).

09.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

What a pain in the arse.

09.03.2026 13:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The video is enormously disappointing.

09.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Remembering 33 fans who were crushed to death and 400 injured at Bolton Wanderers’ Burnden Park stadium when a barrier and a wall collapsed during an FA Cup game against Stoke City on this day 1946. Worst British football stadium disaster until Ibrox in 1971.

09.03.2026 08:30 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

Oh it is, but the point stands: somehow the Americans were the real victims.

08.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You never go full Boris Johnson at the Cenotaph.

08.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stunned.

08.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Latest from a supporter of a club with an unrivalled record of winning *checks notes* absolutely fuck all in their history.

08.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wondered why some Kopite was now declaring they would lead the exodus from the site.

So the fascism, anti-trans etc wasn't enough: they had to offend your club.

Always about them.

08.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

As if anyone's clicking on that fucking link.

08.03.2026 22:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0