Who is your fav Pokémon?
Who is your fav Pokémon?
It kinda super rules, yeah 🥰
💗💗💗💗💗💗🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
Leave a comment for a 4-letter word to pick favs with!
I got HECK
H - Hilda (Fire Emblem 3 Houses)
E - Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)
C - Caitlyn (Arcane)
K - Ken “Okarun” Takakura (Dandadan)
BESTOW A WORD UPON ME, HUSBAND
Me and my canon Pokémon team:
“No political talk” rules only ever benefit the right and are only used to shut up the left. We desperately need to get over our discomfort with politics and disagreement, because not talking to our people before they were lost to us is how we got here in the first place.
Internal memo Homeland Security employees received today instructing them to send evidence of hidden DEI programs to “DEIAtruth@opm.gov”
I got brown! Reply with a 🕊️ for a color!
I got Yellow! Reply with a 🕊️ for a color!
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Trump Dehumanizes Migrants By Referring To Them As Dons And Erics
Trump Dehumanizes Migrants By Referring To Them As Dons And Erics
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The Biden administration has carved out a loophole for itself so the TikTok ban won't apply to certain government staff, according to a document signed by Secretary of State Blinken and leaked to me:
we’re looking through wooden posts and an embellished wrought iron fence toward a pug sitting inside and looking out the window. her height and posture perfectly align with the filigree on the gate to frame her big round eyes in two little loops of metal, like she’s wearing the world’s most elaborate opera glasses.
This is Winry. She has a special pair of glasses that help her keep an eye on the neighborhood. Takes that responsibility very seriously. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
In case you're curious, this is the internal Meta "fuck DEI" announcement received by Meta employees
this is is fascinating. an AI freak buys an AI enabled child toy but his kid keeps turning off the AI and using their imagination, which disturbs and disappoints him
Bruh I’ve missed this so much
Three baristas hold up coffee cups in a diagonal line. In the background are rows of syrup pumps. In the corner is the SBWU logo and the text "We're ready to fight for a fair contract in 2025. This was just the beginning." Text at the bottom says "Whatever it takes."
Our union went on the biggest Starbucks ULP strike in history right before the holidays, and as we head into 2025, we’ll keep fighting until Starbucks bargains a fair contract with us.
Make no mistake — this was just the beginning. ✊🔥 Happy New Year!
“Almost Christmas” means…it wasn’t Christmas ‼️
Check it out – Santa’s got a new helper this year!
mewy cwismis
Nick Fuentes defending Matt Gaetz
He originally posted this on March 30th, 2021 and later deleted when his original account got nuked. Would be a shame if it started trending again:
A person in a Snoopy costume with the face pokin out just below the nose hands another Snoopy a pill and says "let's do some molly before the Snoopy Rave." Their pupils enlarge and the other Snoopy says "aw yeah, I'm comin' up" They are in a darkened room with a large group of other Snoopy's vibing as DEEP HOUSE MUSIC plays in the background. They dance in a fashion that is typical of Snoopy witch his bowling pin shaped head outstreched to the ceiling, his arms splayed and feet pattering rapidly on the ground. Suddenly, an intruder! A snoopy points and says "yo, that guy's dressed like Brian Griffin." Another Snoopy says "get the fuck out of here, dude." The sense of rejection is evident on the Brian's face.
Withholding Luigi's manifesto on grounds that it might inspire copycats was always disingenuous because prosecutors are going to introduce it as evidence anyway. The truth is media didn't want to anger their law enforcement sources
A screenshot of an article from SlashFilm entitled "Dropout was the best streaming service of 2024, and it's not even close." The snippet from the article reads: Meanwhile, Dropout's audience has continued to grow, clips of its shows go viral on social media every day, and its flagship show — and I cannot stress this enough — sold out Madison Square f***ing Garden(!!!), something that the current president-elect failed to do. And they did it all by staying true to their vision of making art that reflects the future we all deserve. One that rewards intelligence and kind-natured fun, stresses the importance of community building, and understands the life-altering power of a good sense of humor. Dropout is inclusive and innovative, the phoenix has triumphantly risen from the ashes of CollegeHumor ... and it's only $5.99 a month."
of all the nice press about dropout this ranks among the most meaningful 🥰 www.slashfilm.com/1739679/dro...
Sam I just need you to know I read this in your voice as if it were a setup intro for a new episode of Game Changer.