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Hurray!

Not bad for 60 seconds youraislopbores.me

I ask the "ai" in your ai slop bores me "Can I have a drawing of a happy little sun please :)" and got a nice little drawing of a smiley face sun.

Excellent

[a mandalorian making cheese] this is the whey

*frantically googling if it counts as insider trading to use this information*

(Haha jk I'm too broke for that)

I keep getting told it will only get better but also that I need to buy in right now? To the worst version of it??

They should apologise by renaming the site et Zee for a day.

(soz to be needy but I desperately need some extra income rn and etsy isn't promo-ing me even tho I'm paying for ads, running a sale, and added new items which is normally the meta for boosting 👁️👄👁️ likes/shares/purchases much obliged)

stitcheshandcrafts.etsy.com

#crochet #pride #disabledartist

The state of the replies to you, I'm sorry. 💜

Theres a few takes I've seen where it felt like "the Jews" was find and replaced with "Israel"

Macro photo of a brown stink bug in face view on a leaf, guarding a tightly-clustered bunch of eggs that are shaped and colored exactly like a full tray of dark beer with foam on top.

Finally, the bug is back with a round of the Guinness.

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

Sometimes things just suck. The universe is random even though people are pretty predictable. And it’s okay to just have everybody involved feel bad, together.

Alas, the popcorn smell is much better :)

Did you get the popcorn smell?

Peoples takes on political messaging always baffle me because they sound reasonable but in reality it's just:

"Here is video evidence of my opponent pissing in a major water supply" -0

"I will swap out all the chemtrail cannisters for sweet lavender perfume to make our cities smell great" +45

Screenshot of panel "B" from a scientific paper, showing grey rectangular panels in two rows, three columns, with purple blueish cells in random patterns

Can you spot the overlapping panels? Tell me which ones! The first three correct answers (either by illustration or a good description) will win that shiny Emoji Award.
It will look so good on your resume!
#ImageForensics

Just saw an ad that started out "your kids won't remember their best day of screen time" and while I of course broadly agree with the sentiment that you should do activities with your children, don't tell me i don't remember beating zelda a link to the past

Today, we cleaned some of the terrible things left behind in this house by others.

"This will be good for us in the long term" we said. With the silent, unspoken "And absolutely ruin us in the short term"

OMG! Are you hunting elk too??? Lets team up.

You've made me imagine the domestication of wolves as two exhaustion hunters chasing alongside each other like joggers realising they're both going the same route.

A fork, in the road

fork in the road

💜

I end up thinking "If you can't tell the difference between those two, then you'd literally be impossible to pander to with any candidate."

It begins.

I thought they were called "Souls-likes" :P

Being told by the gang that my insistence on calling my trans-focused smut stories "queerjerkers" is weirding everybody out.

1.4 billion copies of a dollar

Something extremely funny could happen tomorrow

... I keep forgetting I did that lmao.