The whole, "Israel can have as many genocides as it wants, as a treat," part doesn't help either.

Playing 7 Days to Die
Friend, to a zombie: Where did you come from?
Me: It's zombie @samreich.bsky.social, it's been here the whole braaaaaaaains.

It's difficult to win when the refs are against you.

you have invented "the computer that doesn't work"

that is not a useful invention in my eyes, I'm sorry.

so I don't use AI stuff. There are many arguments to be made against it, but a very fundamental objection for me is that it doesn't work. It has never worked, I'm not optimistic about that changing in the near future.

But I'm willing to be surprised, so sometimes I test, and NOPE STILL DOESN'T WORK

The only difference between a good guy with a gun and a bad guy with a gun is the uniform.

It took a second murder for Schumer to say, "ICE is bad." He's finally doing the right thing, but he clearly needs to be replaced by someone who will stand for left-leaning values, the rule of law, and the sanctity of human life.

Chuck (verb) Schumer (noun).

Also, happy new year.

It's your money, do what you want with it as long as your necessities are paid for.

This is the meme's ultimate form.

Jurassic Park is a movie about the rise of AI.

Animal Crossing fans worldwide hold their collective breaths in excitement that the Great Resetti will come down and berate people for time being disjoint.

Client and server time can drift easily, just ask any wsl instance that's been on and off for a month.

plane illustration from ww2 with the red dots showing where planes were hit and survived but they've all been redacted with black bars

A map of the United States where Alaska has erroneously been labeled "California" in gold cursive.

Maybe this map will aid the aging President.

I use the bird site for humour and shitposting these days; don't post here often because I'm trying to stay mostly away from social media.

Regardless, happy to see you again.

Happy to have you here and not just on the bird website.

Lots and lots of blue wins tonight, but remember that unless Chuck Schumer is able to prove that he voted for Mamdani then at the first opportunity, Chuck (verb) Schumer (noun).

Donald Trump thinks every day is Hallowe'en; he gets lavish gifts from every government building he visits and loves playing Trick or Treaty.

"Dat's a nice Internet ya got dere. Sure would be a shame if somethin'—heh heh heh—happened to it." -- AWS, Azure, Google Cloud, simultaneously.

At least the Republicans are healthy with so much irony in their diets.

[ Umamusume intensifies? ]

We don’t want AI slop.
Stop sending us AI slop.
Stop wasting our time with AI slop.
It doesn’t sound good.
It’s antithetical to our core values.
You didn’t even make it.
Knock it off.

Given his track record, no.

"bars" is misspelled in the byline. There's no way this is real.

If the Rapture does, in fact, happen tomorrow/two days from now, will that make housing prices come down since there will be so much more supply?

Please hear me when I say that this man was a Nazi propagandist and fascist organizer, and must be loudly remembered as such in the coming days

he didn't just talk the talk

Kinda funny how every media outlet is quick to fact check "Trump is Dead" but not "Trump Opens Mouth".

Go back to sleep! (He says, having woken up two hours ago and not going back to sleep.)