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3 cats in a human suit

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Oh that's why!

14.02.2026 01:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is "party balloon" code for something that I'm unaware of? Or just ... party balloons??

12.02.2026 03:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They thought they'd need 10 days to take down some drones?

11.02.2026 15:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The bots on the former bird app are saying that they had to shoot down some cartel drones...which is why they were going to close airspace for ten days...but their mission was SO successful that they opened it back up early.

11.02.2026 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

09.02.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No. He had that teed up. He probably hasn't watched any of it.

09.02.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was such a beautiful hug to all the right people and a giant fuck you to all the right people.

09.02.2026 01:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jesus Christ, chill out

30.01.2026 21:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WHAT

30.01.2026 18:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I fully support the rest of the world boycotting us

28.01.2026 02:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's what Trump and co. want to happen.

24.01.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My father once told me that people don't change, they only get more so. I don't know if that's true for everything or everyone, but I feel like those who get more right wing as they age were already right wing to begin with.

13.01.2026 21:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there new video? I didn't hear that.

09.01.2026 19:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No need to be so hostile, my guy

09.01.2026 02:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it at least "free" on prime?

03.01.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No new wars, I thought ๐Ÿค”

03.01.2026 17:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I LOVED it!

03.01.2026 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They still let you on the network at least!

01.01.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The search function just isn't working. It also shows no results for Epstein

19.12.2025 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As someone else said, the search function isn't working.

19.12.2025 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait...you're of the age of needing a colonoscopy (sorry ๐Ÿ™ƒ). What do they give you as a former addict?

I generally get a combo of fentanyl and versed these days, but I would hate for them to shove a weapon of mass destruction into my veins ๐Ÿ™„

16.12.2025 05:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have Ulcerative Colitis and an allergy to propofol, so I guess my biennial colonoscopy is gonna be pretty fucking traumatic from now on ๐Ÿ™ƒ

16.12.2025 05:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FBI says they've arrested the Jab 6 pipe bomb suspect

04.12.2025 18:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We can't trust anything that comes out of this FBI.

04.12.2025 18:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit

29.11.2025 16:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charming folks all around

19.11.2025 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@thatjohnberry.bsky.social I can't explain, but I felt like you needed to see this bodega cat in particular ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.11.2025 01:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just groaned out loud ๐Ÿ˜‚

06.11.2025 21:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That time that a little birdie landed on the podium when Bernie was speaking in Portland was just

30.10.2025 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Damn, I'd love to see that

16.10.2025 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0