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Owner of PastPortland.com, the Portland history site. Dungeons & Dragons DM and player. Occasional illustrator, supposed artist. Logistics is my day job.

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Routle - TriMet Test your knowledge of TriMet routes with this daily quiz game.

Routle - TriMet
03/05/2026
πŸŸ₯ 🟩 ⬛ ⬛ ⬛

www.routle.city/trimet

05.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Routle - TriMet is a pretty fun way to test your Portland area transit/geography knowledge! I keep eating shit on the westside lines.

04.03.2026 06:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With every U.S. war of aggression, it’s so gross how mainstream media spends so much time centering it around the effects on the stock market.

03.03.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love playing this little freak: the Smartest Dumb Guy and/or the Dumbest Smart Guy in this particular fantasy world.

23.02.2026 05:36 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Bogus Telephone Calls Wearisome to City Official
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"This sort of thing has been going on for three months, and it's getting no funnier fast," Benjamin S. Morrow, 1934 Northeast Hancock street, engineer and general manager of the Portland water works bureau, Monday night declared to police detectives, uniformed officers and ambulance men who were dispatched to his home on a bogus call that a man had been shot.

"Some practical joker with a warped sense of humor seems to have made me his victim," Mr. Morrow declared. "Morticians, car dealers, delivery boys with C.O.D. parcels and ministers seeking promised donations have worn a path to my home and office doors.

"Any person or firm receiving a telephone order from my home would do well to investigate before making a delivery," he commented.

Bogus Telephone Calls Wearisome to City Official --- "This sort of thing has been going on for three months, and it's getting no funnier fast," Benjamin S. Morrow, 1934 Northeast Hancock street, engineer and general manager of the Portland water works bureau, Monday night declared to police detectives, uniformed officers and ambulance men who were dispatched to his home on a bogus call that a man had been shot. "Some practical joker with a warped sense of humor seems to have made me his victim," Mr. Morrow declared. "Morticians, car dealers, delivery boys with C.O.D. parcels and ministers seeking promised donations have worn a path to my home and office doors. "Any person or firm receiving a telephone order from my home would do well to investigate before making a delivery," he commented.

Here's a news article from 90 years ago (The Oregonian, 2/5/1936) about a city official who keeps getting swatted.

21.02.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lemurs: what if a monkey was a cat
Baboons: what if a monkey was a dog

21.02.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At work, I've had a handful of times now where someone's provided me incongruous information or data that falls apart under basic review and it turns out that the person's casually using A.I. without questioning the output at all.

20.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thing that seemed sketchy at the outset continues to look really fucking sketchy

18.02.2026 06:53 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

RIP Jesse Jackson. The main thing I know about him is how in the 80s & 90s mainstream media presented him as a wacky fringe character with his "Rainbow Coalition" and quixotic presidential campaigns. So today there's a little dissonance seeing obituaries about how influential & respected he was.

17.02.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ocean freight shipping is my job, so that's my excuse for immediately looking up the price of this thing.

13.02.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

having identical reactions to people when they say they use chatgpt for something as when they say that they ate at jersey mike's or a subway... i'm not religious but you're aware you only have the one human soul, right. why are you feeding it into a paper shredder

06.02.2026 14:06 πŸ‘ 1094 πŸ” 122 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, yeah we do! Those’ll look great next to the wagons.

03.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m still really curious about what the loud explosion from 11:13pm last night was. Over on Reddit, there’s a theory that it was a meteor, which seems a lot more plausible than a firework as originally suspected (it was way louder than that). It was β€œThe Big Boom” [March 2010] loud.

02.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, if it’s photo-realistic, then it matters quite a bit!! Disinformation is still disinformation even if it’s on your side. I’ve also seen, β€œI know it’s not real but I’m using it to make a point.” Which: NO! Using a fake image hurts your argument.

02.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: MATTIE and a FRIEND in the park, walking.
FRIEND: Hey so you know you're always talking about that one thing–
MATTIE: The neolithic settlement at Γ‡atalhΓΆyΓΌk? Yeah! 

PANEL 2: The FRIEND, shaking his head.
FRIEND: No, the other one.
MATTIE: Pre-Marxist socialist utopian communes?
FRIEND: No…
MATTIE: Mayors?
FRIEND: No…
MATTIE: Dilbert?
FRIEND: No…

PANEL 3: Shot over MATTIE's shoulder, putting a finger in the air. The FRIEND points to a guy in the far distance having a conversation with someone else.
MATTIE: Oh. Bog bodies? 
FRIEND:Yeah!
FRIEND: I heard that guy over there talking about them too.

PANEL 4: Extreme close-up on MATTIE, who makes a horrible face.
MATTIE: HOW DARE HE STEAL MY ONE THING…

PANEL 1: MATTIE and a FRIEND in the park, walking. FRIEND: Hey so you know you're always talking about that one thing– MATTIE: The neolithic settlement at Γ‡atalhΓΆyΓΌk? Yeah! PANEL 2: The FRIEND, shaking his head. FRIEND: No, the other one. MATTIE: Pre-Marxist socialist utopian communes? FRIEND: No… MATTIE: Mayors? FRIEND: No… MATTIE: Dilbert? FRIEND: No… PANEL 3: Shot over MATTIE's shoulder, putting a finger in the air. The FRIEND points to a guy in the far distance having a conversation with someone else. MATTIE: Oh. Bog bodies? FRIEND:Yeah! FRIEND: I heard that guy over there talking about them too. PANEL 4: Extreme close-up on MATTIE, who makes a horrible face. MATTIE: HOW DARE HE STEAL MY ONE THING…

my one thing | patreon.com/lubchansky

02.02.2026 15:02 πŸ‘ 621 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 7

Thanks! I only heard one boom and it resonated for a few seconds. I’m at 15th & SE Stark, so it must have been a big mortar!

02.02.2026 07:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anybody know what the big explosion sound about 10 minutes ago in Portland was? #pdx

02.02.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I saw a real uptick in this after Pretti’s murder, including from some accounts that should know better.

Even if I’m on your side politically, I’m likely to Block or Mute if you’re spreading slop.

02.02.2026 06:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Green hand-lettered on a sheet of poster board reads:
YOU
TEAR
GASSED
CHILDREN

Green hand-lettered on a sheet of poster board reads: YOU TEAR GASSED CHILDREN

I brought this sign that I made last night. Obviously ICE is guilty of much more atrocious shit, but I wanted to shame the Portland employees specifically.

01.02.2026 23:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The ICE facility in Portland’s 
South Waterfront neighborhood

The ICE facility in Portland’s South Waterfront neighborhood

My afternoon

01.02.2026 22:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A cardboard sign written by a young child that reads β€œkids deserve to stay safe” with a peace sign next to the lettering.

A cardboard sign written by a young child that reads β€œkids deserve to stay safe” with a peace sign next to the lettering.

The irony of my child’s sign they were so proud to bring this afternoon.

01.02.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 782 πŸ” 142 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 7

As an older tech person, it's legit heartwarming watching the TikTok generation discover why we all hate Oracle.

26.01.2026 08:41 πŸ‘ 1475 πŸ” 334 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 14

Congress voted this year to give $170 billion to the government thugs that murder people in concentration camps and execute citizens in the streets.

24.01.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If not getting enough engagement on social media makes you think about quitting art, then you are creating art for the wrong reasons

20.01.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 172 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tell Your Councilor: Sameer Kanal for Council President Tomorrow, Portland City Council will meet for the second time to elect a Council President. The President has the ability to set agenda items and holds tremendous power in our new form of city governm...

Portland City Council is meeting again tomorrow to vote on council president. The 6 members who were unwilling to compromise & vote in a progressive member are dug in. Please click and send a quick email to urge a vote for Councilor Kanal, an amazing public servant: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...

14.01.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

It's fun bullshit!

13.01.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s websites that track the movement of ships and planes and today I thought,”Oh, let’s find one for trains!” (there’s a railway next to my work.) It turns out that those don’t exist, and then I realized that trains are a lot easier to sabotage or rob than planes and boats.

07.01.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A headline reads "RATTLESNAKE DICK TO BE PRESENTED", and a subheadline reads "Old Ranger to Tell Thrilling Story on KGW". This is an article from a August 13th, 1935, copy of The Oregonian newspaper.

A headline reads "RATTLESNAKE DICK TO BE PRESENTED", and a subheadline reads "Old Ranger to Tell Thrilling Story on KGW". This is an article from a August 13th, 1935, copy of The Oregonian newspaper.

04.01.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I don't think that this is a WW3 scenario, but I am interested in seeing how the BRICS countries respond to this.

03.01.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just began seeing the news about an hour ago, still catching up, and just got a Signal message from a friend who doesn't live in the U.S.: "Do you think we'll still be able to communicate now that your president has started WW3?"

03.01.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0