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Death to billionaires. All opinions are a joke.

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Popcorn bucket with attachment shaped like a sandworn’s mouth but it looks like a sex thing

Popcorn bucket with attachment shaped like a sandworn’s mouth but it looks like a sex thing

You’re fishing for the Shai-Halussy aren’t you

07.03.2026 04:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a close up of a woman 's face with the words you 're in danger girl written on the bottom Alt: Whoopi Goldberg in Ghost saying you’re in danger girl
07.03.2026 04:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It got up to 80 degrees and I am pretty sure every single person in the city is outside either exercising or getting drunk this evening ☺️

07.03.2026 00:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words la guerimba film festival on the bottom right Alt: Will Ferrell rubs bis face with a feeling of exhaustion and exasperation

As a geriatric millennial I am simply so tired

06.03.2026 21:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One thing this administration has going against them is they can’t pretend this isn’t Iraq 2.0 because Iran is just one letter different and Americans are breathtakingly stupid.

06.03.2026 15:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I live in Cincinnati and I’m voting against Landsman in the primary.

06.03.2026 13:44 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WWII pilot then a housing inspector

Boilermaker then a mechanical engineer

05.03.2026 00:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boy kibble

04.03.2026 00:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

BREAKING: Credible whistleblower discloses that FBI forensic experts were ordered to stand down from processing the scene where Renee Good was killed, because Kash Patel did not want Good referenced as a “victim” in the warrant.

02.03.2026 20:52 👍 10986 🔁 4642 💬 210 📌 266

Yes to ketchup on scrambled eggs 🙂‍↕️

03.03.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As the laid off Middle East News Editor, I concur. Management eliminated the positions of every single staff correspondent and bureau chief in the Middle East.

02.03.2026 20:39 👍 8046 🔁 2215 💬 122 📌 71
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All hail the paper of record

02.03.2026 12:39 👍 174 🔁 34 💬 10 📌 3
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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

02.03.2026 10:20 👍 13390 🔁 4255 💬 131 📌 173
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You cannot talk like this about any other minority in America.

And if it was any other president’s adviser who said something like this about any other minority, it’d be the instant end of their presidency.

02.03.2026 07:54 👍 23872 🔁 5952 💬 1730 📌 632

This would make Pravda blush.

02.03.2026 00:09 👍 1166 🔁 152 💬 73 📌 9

“I am the son of the guy whose secret police force used to terrorize you, please install me or my friends, for democracy” is an amazing pitch from the shah’s son

02.03.2026 00:09 👍 3350 🔁 617 💬 70 📌 30

Congratulations to @ohdems.bsky.social on losing the 1st Congressional District this weekend.

01.03.2026 18:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Landsman has gotta go.

28.02.2026 23:19 👍 104 🔁 19 💬 5 📌 0

The American regime is a wicked kleptocracy that fuels terror and instability while brutalizing its own citizens.

There. I fixed it for you.

28.02.2026 15:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Most Americans manage to go their entire lives without worrying what's inside the pants of Boy Scouts and I'm simply asking Pete Hegseth to do the same

27.02.2026 19:18 👍 1464 🔁 331 💬 40 📌 11

Tbh I’d be OK if Gavin Newsom died first

27.02.2026 19:16 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

God keeps taking the wrong people.

27.02.2026 15:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I absolutely NEED to suck a dick today or I will DIE.

27.02.2026 14:29 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We are blessed 🙂‍↕️

27.02.2026 13:53 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Congratulations to you both! 🥹🥹🥹

27.02.2026 13:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Got out for a while tonight, support your local ski hill!

25.02.2026 04:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The GOP’s useful idiot

24.02.2026 16:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m so sorry. It takes time, it’s OK to be patient with yourself

24.02.2026 12:46 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I feel actual animosity for White Mandela. All he does is cry and pretend he was a political prisoner.

22.02.2026 23:14 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 2

Happy birthday, @mardukian.com!

22.02.2026 20:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0