ThePretend

So who’s going to SoTfest?

Fashion isn’t my strong point, but, erm, one of the hosts of #Eurovision2025 made a CHOICE

I’ve fallen down a bit of a rabbit hole on YouTube of watching “The Assembly”.
Danny Dyer leading a meditation session wasn’t on my bingo card for 2025…
But it’s also such a good show, and refreshing to see people fully accept and answer any question.

Glad you like it, but I think it may be because I’m on a few SoT starter packs, rather than it finding its way to you with the help of the OoS

Even Barn X isn't safe

Dude, you could have at least come in for a cup of coffee

This is getting out of hand

Is it because she kept asking if you wanted to go on an adventure?

Ok, who tagged Larinna?

Absolutely loving South of Midnight so far. Art style, story, soundtrack.

Master Bakers!
Now that I have your attention…
I’ve started a new sourdough starter and want name suggestions! Go!

Day 2 of asking @seaofthieves.com to add Jellyfish pet trinket fish tanks to the game

Day 1 of asking @seaofthieves.com to add Jellyfish pet trinket fish tanks to the game

Hey @discord.com when you get round to “improving” the mobile UI like the desktop can you add the ability to easily swap accounts at the same time?

Me in the National Security group chat

Kill the shrouded ghost 5 times, using nothing but stools.

Is it me, or do the new megs look a bit bugged? #SeaofThieves

Unfortunately I'm not overly surprised by it, but what I am surprised by is that it's so overt.

You know like how in dystopian tv/film they do a salute that's definitely not a nazi salute but also definitely is meant to *be* a nazi salute?
Yeah. This.

Hypothetically if someone built a Hinge for people who don't touch grass, what would you call it?

That is also true, but I was specifically replying to the point about being able to report partners.

If you feel like the actions of a Partner need to be reported, contact support. They will make sure that the content in question is seen by the right people.
I don’t think AI usage would be enough, but other behaviour definitely isn’t excused just because they’re a partner.

Image shows a rectangular pie with a golden crust

Starting off the new year how I plan to carry on. With pastry and cheese.

We've got a couple booked in for next year already. Moulin Rouge and Miss Saigon!

Somewhere in the ancient isles? Or maybe shores of plenty?

Image shows the generous gift sails and my pirate dressed as Santa searching a sack of gifts

Are you on the naughty or nice list? If you’re lucky enough to meet me on the seas you might just find out.

Muppet Christmas Carol, Miracle on 34th St, Love Actually, Die Hard

Reminder: It's cheaper to subscribe through the web browser than it is through the Twitch app.

I'm surprised it's taken you this long to get to the point of wanting to shave your head tbh

Doing a special offer for my employer today to celebrate Black Friday. 30% off my usual output.