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Have you seen THE PREDATOR (2018)? I can't vouch for it being a good movie, but SKB is GREAT in it.

07.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh HELL YES

06.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is a stacked category. I wouldn't mind any of them winning. I would prefer DiCaprio not getting a second Oscar if it cost one of those other fellas a statue though.

06.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i wanna be TΓ’nia Maria when i grow up

06.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Atlantropa - Wikipedia

May I interest you in partially draining the Mediterranean?

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06.03.2026 19:36 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Look.
At.
His.
PAWS!!!!!

*dies of cuteness overload*

06.03.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I live the compromise every time I ride (I am a silly adult).

06.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

you know, like an ADULT

06.03.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#LetterboxdFriday! #LastFourFriday! #Filmsky! #LastFourWatched!

MOVIES 4EVA !!!!

06.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Has any metro area tried a reverse park and ride? Like a bus takes you from where you live in the urban core to the parking garage outside of town where your car lives so you can go on road trips?

06.03.2026 18:50 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

No situation has ever been improved by the introduction of homophobic climate change-denying creationists, what is this.

06.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

1,000,000 times yes.

06.03.2026 14:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the early 2010s, our society was evolving away from blind adoration of macho hubris. Then teenagers raised on fictional jerkass characters meant as parodicβ€”like Tyler Durden, Eric Cartman, and Peter Griffinβ€”hit adulthood and began voting such figures into power for fun. In this essay I will

08.10.2025 15:22 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 9

I'm in a polycule with three Taco Bells.

06.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this girl said she went to taco bell so often that she felt like she needed to tell them she was moving, but felt too awkward to do that, so now she drives across town to go to her taco bell

06.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Owls back in the day were probably like β€œHOOmst”

06.03.2026 03:37 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Technically no one talks like a human being in any movie. Which is good, because have you heard people talk? It's trash.

06.03.2026 04:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re in the USA, there’s a whole bunch of β€œStand Up For Science” rallies and protests happening this Saturday you could join.
Check it out. πŸ‘‡
And share it around.
#uspol #ClimateSky #EnergySky

05.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You can go the Ned Flanders route and call it a "wife blesser."

05.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An ADSBx map showing C104 heading toward Watertown SD

An ADSBx map showing C104 heading toward Watertown SD

If you live near Watertown SD, I’ll send you $100 and the thanks of a grateful nation if you send me photos of Noem getting off the plane.

05.03.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 545 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7
Mobster in the Simpsons looking at Krusty and Homer dressed as Krusty. The mobster is saying β€œI’m seeing double here. Four entendres.”

Mobster in the Simpsons looking at Krusty and Homer dressed as Krusty. The mobster is saying β€œI’m seeing double here. Four entendres.”

03.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Starring Octavia Spencer.

05.03.2026 22:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More car chases should involve beaters.

05.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

more costumes than roger the alien on american dad

05.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[Exit Murderer.]

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 5440 πŸ” 1271 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 46

I always pronounce it "Marr Quain" and never "Mark Wayne."

05.03.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

"Indoctrinated by the Coloreds" would be a great name for a socially consciousness hip-hop trio.

05.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*snapping intensifies*

05.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IIRC the literary Holmes had a different recurring nemesis, but his name wasnt as cool.

05.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you think you have a problem, that's why God invented therapists.

05.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0