Seal Gang Leader 🦭

She should call Keith a valour thief just to see how puce he goes

Poor effort, where's her fucking poppy and camo jacket 🤬🇬🇧💂‍♀️🍻

Hang on one of them was Darren Johnson. Back to reading school for me 😫

I love the fact that there's 2 bigoted Darren Jones now

Blair's Britain 🙏

I've seen them for Cardiff schools but assuming it's about as real as happy slapping was

He's going to eat your legs (as a patriot)

Well 💅

Definitely, I wish people were more open about death and dying

That's lovely, far better than hiding away from death. I'm sorry for your loss x

Percy likes to mix it up, but they're usually dead. Sometimes he hides them though 🤮

A Hebridean sheep with four horns

Today we met a sheep giving serious and impressive underworld vibes

It is a common misconception that cats bring you dead prey as a "gift". In fact, cats teach their offspring to catch prey by progressively taking them through levels of challenge. First, they bring kittens dead prey to play with, then harmed by alive, and all the way to live pray which they caught but didn't harm. So the only reason humans get repeated dead prey is because we never seem to progress from this learning step. Sorry, it's a bit morbid but utterly fascinating (to me, anyway).

Relationship update:

The New York Damn Times, 6 days ago: Israel facing prospect of war with a depleted missile defense, The June 2025 conflict with Iran depleted Israeli and U.S. stocks of antiballistic missiles. If there is another war, the pressure will be on to ...

IDF for like years, every time the Iron Dome genAI detects a bird: *launches like 50 interceptors that they got for free from the US into their own skies*

IDF after goading the US into using up the like 6 interceptors that they didn't give IDF on Iran, starting a widespread regional war: Oops

People who work sheep know that it's some of the hardest farming in Britain. A former shepherd once told me that sheep are only ever trying to do one of three things: "Escape, or die, or escape and then immediately die."

They're just like me fr

This sounds incredible

The Head Voice is wrong x

Unfortunately I was actually in work at the time

Wales Online screenshot: Nigel Farage mocked a woman for "not having a job" after being interrupted during an event in Wales today The woman, called Nina, was escorted from the room by security staff.

Starting a rumour that this was me

An animated white umbrella and a red umbrella with googly eyes

A bag with a cross face

Cake from Sarah and Duck, with them both pointing at him

Sarah and Duck walked so that Jellycat could run

But finally a wedding where i didn't have to invite family members who i don't like very much 🫡🥩💎

This was the Minecraft version. Also, I'd forgotten he wasn't shot

How did this post 3 times 😫

Check out this amazing project to bring mental health support to children in Gaza!

Think about the children in your life, and what you would want for them if they'd just been through an unimaginable trauma.

Aaagh, it's so unsettling when results take ages and there's no clear news 😬

Aaagh, it's so unsettling when results take ages and there's no clear news 😬

Aaagh, it's so unsettling when results take ages and there's no clear news 😬

Sarah and Duck. Quack!
Sarah and **gunshots**

It could be a shepherds warning type proverb as well I guess

Keir Starmer, Weird Farmer 🙏