Vampire Lord Andrea

everyone has at least one meme format that annoys the fuck out of them and for me it's definitely the "A implies existence of B" thing. it makes my mathematician heart shudder every time. "perfect even numbers imply the existence of perfect odd numbers 🧐" no girl they dont

Finally got stuff moving in Soulframe after a false start a few months ago. The changes they've made since then have definitely helped me understand it's loop, progression and goals better. It's really neat so far, I'm excited for more quests and future areas.

looking forward to this one!

"kill 200 techrot with abilities" ok i will

you have to love her

YOU - “I approve of this, very futuristic.” (Tap on the girls kissing.)

that's it. genie, for my third and final wish: make me the *most* portrayed character in all porn in the universe!!

i would say like... an above-average amount of porn of me... not the MOST amount of porn, that would obviously be the genie. HEY WAIT A MINUTE !!!

i'm so glad you loved my work and think i'm the coolest musician of all time

speaking to you inside your brain ?

say what you will about Steven Universe but it had a banger soundtrack. remember this one?

on the one hand, it is kinda sad that the people depicted in kinky porn and erotica are overwhelmingly white. on the other hand, i'm not sure i want to see white authors writin all that. on the third hand, when i do it myself i'm a Problematic Non-Model Minority. and my fourth hand is busy jerkin it

congressional democrats didn't give a fuck that we double tapped an elementary school last week with tomahawk missles and killed almost 200 little kids but they're about to express the purest outrage today because Line Go Down

beware, it will turn you more buggy!

i bet you didn't even notice i compelled you to follow my instructions by using my... fucking cobra staff or whatever

i'm kinda like if Jafar from Aladdin was sexy. imagine me as Jafar but, like, with a surprising amount of porn on the internet depicting me. probably involving hypno kink

these days i am t4t, but i'm not afraid to admit that i hooked up with plenty of cis men when i was young and still figuring myself out in my teens and 20s. it makes for some funny anecdotes. maybe one of these days i'll relate the tragic tale of Ice Cube Boy

pretty sure i fall into the "chuuni" dominant category. people tend to alternate between thinking i'm intimidating, hot, mature, sadistic, eloquent, etc and thinking i'm very sillies. this is the way of the mosquito dominatrix

BARITONE ON STAGE: PS3. PS3 has no games
DATE: this new john adams opera sucks
ME: gotta admit early 10s /v/ is a good subject though
TENOR: 360 degrees and walk away. Walk away. No games!
ALL SINGERS, UNISON: No games! No games!
DATE: no i don't
ME: shh. They're about to do the god hand greentext

some dominants exude terror. some exude glamor. some just exude chuuni.

well i believe the initial plan was to act like a cute rabbit. in a manner of speaking i guess she succeeded

you would be missed. i shall hope for better, brighter things than that for you.

am i sexy as a imp???

(by my beloved @theirdandelion.bsky.social)

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

i want to know what the proposal was like !?

This is my horrible doll crunchfuck. It spends 90% of its time crushing cans against it's forehead

this is, all else being equal, easily the funniest thing the director of inside out could have said

they're engaged now!?

laika: hey guess what sort of animal i am! (picks up a salad leaf and tries to eat it like a rabbit but it falls out of her mouth and onto the table and leaves hollandaise sauce everywhere)

me: i dont know honey

i can't believe tame impala made a song that's just straight up the old "they're called draculas because they drank u... la" meme