Adrian Smith 🫘

OPERATION EPIC FÜHRER

I’d actually managed to eradicate this bellend from of my mind for a while - no, he’s back again

Exclusive: US investigation points to likely US responsibility in Iran school strike, sources say Military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school that killed scores of children on Saturday, two U.S. officials told Reu...

Reuters Exclusive

"U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school."

"The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the ​Middle East."

The fuck kind of answer is this

Mr Kipling makes exceedingly good fruit cakes

This fucker has been taking money from my account without telling me first. I have tried emailing him, messaging him on Facebook - but no response. I also contacted a company linked to him, www.rocketsportsnetwork.com/brands
Again. No reply. Contacted @jacobsben.bsky.social - he wasn’t interested.

Total Cults

Fuck me, that guy is a dummy

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

Blimey. That’s a lot of wasted space. Many years ago, I was in a bar in the mid west, and someone was shitting as I was pissing in a urinal. I was shocked. Shocked, you hear.

Reflections on ‘The Age of Churchill’. He was about 91, I think.

Yes, Sir Michael. Bravo.
Enid and I are about to set out in the campervan to protest a group of vile immigrants, who at this moment are invading our country & buying up all the million pound houses in the Cotswolds! It’s appalling. There’s simply no room here for fleeing woke American refugees!

Osbourne family missing a meal or two

I think they should add ‘The Pestilence’ to that list, Sir Michael

Do you Yanks shit on that toilet as people come & go?

Add: and make most of the staff redundant

Fuck me. America is rotten to the core

Least we won’t have to learn and remember a new name. Just add Junior.

If we all die from WW3 at least Arsenal won't win the league. Always thinking of the positives

Stop stalking her, you fuckin perv

He’s right you know. It’s definitely not the Age of Churchill

Death toll of US Servicemen rises to 6.
3 fighter jets shot down by friendly fire.
180 children killed.

But have you seen those drapes?

Also, no mention of the selflessness of her husband, Michael Lice. He came into the golf club bar yesterday with said au pair - both looking a bit ruffled and flushed. Seems she’s discovered something tasty & fresh for his evening dish, up behind the rough next to the 2nd hole.

He goes with his mother?

What a nefarious fuckin a-hole

All relief flights from Dubai should be met at arrivals with signs saying "HM Revenue & Customs welcomes you back to the UK"

“This idea that ‘you break it, you own it’ - I don’t buy that at all.” USA: despised by just about everyone, always & for ever.

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It’s an illegal war. You could help in other ways without letting them use bases.

He is such a disappointment. He should totter off

Honestly, they don’t deserve it. I hate them at the moment - from top to bottom. It’s Clearlake that have done this to us. A disaster.

He wiz great against Charlton too - but mostly completely ineffective in the PL