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I'm amazed Graham can talk, I mean, with his tongue so far up dɯnɹꓕ's ass.

Little Marco is whispering to Moron McMuffin "You need to change your diaper."

"You need to change your diaper."

At about 7:24 p.m., the Dallas College Police Department issued an “all clear” message, according to Liz Scruggs, Dallas College’s associate deputy chief of communications. The alert message was issued “out of an abundance of caution,” she said.

There are still a few schools and hospitals left standing. Netanyahu is not pleased.

It's a beautiful image, but Ain't Never Gonna Happen. The "Rule Of Law" is a fairy tale.

DEI Hire Fired Then Rehired To "Special" New DEI Position

The Stable Genius.

That takes us one step closer to someone launching 4,000 HDTVs to run commercials on the planet's largest big-screen.

dɯnɹꓕ walks around without a brain.

Breaking News: Kristi Noem's DHS Career Found Lifeless In Rural Gravel Pit; Wooden Grave Marker Declares "Untrainable, Dangerous And Less Than Worthless"

Stealing from taxpayers was not a problem, but stealing some of the spotlight from Moron McMuffin was inexcusable.

#iran
#straitofhormuz
#donaldtrump

Ya break it, ya own it.

Ken Paxton & the Texas Supreme Court successfully screwed up the voting in Dallas County (Crockett's home turf). This not only disadvantaged Jasmine but probably benefited Paxton against Cornyn.

#pambondi
#epstein
#epsteinfiles

Breaking News: Pam "Notebook-Full-Of-Talking-Points-Deflections-And-Snarky-Comebacks" Bondi is Subpoenaed to Testify About AG Office's Handling of Epstein Case

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Total voter turnout for the Texas primaries:
2,218,979 (D) and 2,052,438 (R)

They could have grown up to be bruterous terrorists that hate America. Our Peace President considers that an "imminent threat".

Despite AG Paxton's blatant (and successful) attempt to disenfranchise a large number of Democratic voters, the total turnout for the primaries was 2,218,979 (D) and 2,052,438 (R). That's encouraging but a win in November is still going to be an uphill battle for Talarico.

"Year in and year out, Donald Trump has been an imminent threat against us." There, I fixed it.

#donaldtrump
#iran
#traveladvisory

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I can't help but think she's donating to Talarico only because she's scared to death Jasmine might win the primary and invigorate the Liberal base.

You can tell she's sincere because her peek-a-boo turtleneck is flying at half-staff.

But it's going to be the most beautiful ballroom ever!

A yeast infection.