Sharlène Côté

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@ma1ybe - was n a train and a pregnant woman was asking for a seat. I offered mine, but she said she couldn't sit there because it was in the center and she was already feeling nauseous and suffocated So she asked a guy at the corner. He said, "You can sit O my lap." Before anyone could react, a grandma behind him tapped his shoulder and said, "Then I'll sit on YOUR lap." She sat on his lap, the pregnant woman took the grandma's seat, and the entire train witnessed instant justice delivered by a 70-year-old legend

Grandma understood the assignment

I mean, you could rename sewers after him. Or dumps. That'd work just fine.

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this

Dr Mike has more patience in his left pinky than I'll ever have in the whole of me. Respect.

Calling them "incidents" is an insult to those people and our intelligence.

I spent a year working in New Zealand in 2011. I lived close to Oreti beach. It was the perfect place to go for a run and decompress after work, so peaceful. It has remained my happy place since.

Fuck off Trump you sorry piece of shit. Hope you die a slow death with a feeding tube, in diapers and physical restraints.

Le mot relish, selon mon fils de 8 ans, vient de "c'est tellement bon qu'on se re-liche les babines".
Déjà fort en jokes de papa ce garçon.

It was about time!

“Some men improve the world only by leaving it.”

—Oscar Wilde.

Right?! He sounded like Einstein on adderall compared to Trump's verbal diarrhea.

Ça lui prend un nom genre Kutneckën

Same! I was thinking omg someone will have to translate this to him using second grade vocabulary

‘Purrsonal’ favorite
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And that's probably why he hates everything.

"Ok, I have enough pets in the house now."
-2025 me with 3 cats and 2 budgies
"Let's have some chickens this spring!"
-2026 stressed out me

If they invade Quebec
They better bring shovels

FAFO is right. They can cry us a fucking river.

J'adore 🤣

Loving these. So funny.

Only fascists will not fight fascism.

JFC Idiocracy was high level intellectualism compared to this.

Esti qu'il est épais. Content comme un enfant de 5 ans le jour de sa fête. Gênant comme un patient dément qui se promène en bobettes.

😋🏥

Je dédie ce classique québécois à François Legault.

Libraries are the last refuge from consumerism.

He needs help.

[pic of trump screaming with his fists up and hitler doing the same] comparing these 2 is unfair. hitler knew when to shoot himself.

This guy who set up his whole damn drum kit at 1am outside a Minneapolis Hilton where ICE agents are trying to sleep [ pic of rock hand and drumset] - pic of guy playing drums outside hotel