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@noblesatirist

Light verse for dark times. Rhyme is no crime. Morally elite American satirist in the spirit of Lord Byron. Ladies’ man/feminist. Pseudonym, not a bot.

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Happy Spring! 🍻

07.03.2026 20:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“A large-scale military assault”
Just kills a lot of innocent folks.😮
Just ask Putin how air assault
Is just murder till you’re broke.

—LF #Iran #nowar

07.03.2026 20:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Live Updates: Strikes Launched Across Middle East, With No Compromise in Sight

“A report by the National Intelligence Council completed before the United States and Israel launched attacks on Iran predicted that even a large-scale military assault on the country would be unlikely to topple its theocratic government, according to U.S. officials”

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

07.03.2026 19:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Left: Black-and-white 1860s portrait of Louisa May Alcott seated at a small table, wearing a dark Victorian dress with a high collar and ribbon tie. Her hair is pulled back and up neatly, and she gazes calmly to the side with a thoughtful expression. Right: Modern paperback cover of Little Women by Louisa May Alcott (Signet Classics edition). Four young women in colorful 19th-century dresses and shawls stand arm-in-arm on a grassy hill, seen from behind, with the title in elegant blue lettering and "LOUISA MAY ALCOTT" in white at the bottom.

Left: Black-and-white 1860s portrait of Louisa May Alcott seated at a small table, wearing a dark Victorian dress with a high collar and ribbon tie. Her hair is pulled back and up neatly, and she gazes calmly to the side with a thoughtful expression. Right: Modern paperback cover of Little Women by Louisa May Alcott (Signet Classics edition). Four young women in colorful 19th-century dresses and shawls stand arm-in-arm on a grassy hill, seen from behind, with the title in elegant blue lettering and "LOUISA MAY ALCOTT" in white at the bottom.

American novelist and poet Louisa May Alcott died #OTD in 1888.

Alcott’s most enduring work is the novel 𝘓𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘞𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 (first published in 2 parts in 1868 & 1869). Never out of print, it has sold millions of copies worldwide in 50+ languages. #booksky #fiction #WomensHistoryMonth #WHM

06.03.2026 23:37 👍 341 🔁 80 💬 12 📌 8
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European Leaders Offer Lukewarm Defense of International Law In times of conflict, such as in the escalating hostilities in the Middle East, governments committed to international law need to be prepared to defend it and in particular protect humanitarian and h...

At times of uncertainty, governments that are committed to human rights and international humanitarian law need to walk the talk.

Unfortunately, Europe’s initial response on US/Israel's strikes on #Iran and retaliatory strikes has been characterized by double standards, and hypocrisy.

Read more⬇️

05.03.2026 11:22 👍 67 🔁 23 💬 5 📌 2

Hi. Good evening.
Here’s some, um, new reading…

—LF

06.03.2026 02:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Down Jones* 😳

The Down Jones is sinking low ⬇️
As bombs are falling all around.
How low can Twump’s market go?
Not much lower than the ground!

—Yours, Lord (where the oil is!)

#satire #Iran #poetry

05.03.2026 19:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's Noem, Lewandowski, and Bovino out.

Wannabe fascists, perhaps, but you are not living in a fascist country. Public pressure, embarassment, legislative opposition - all of them helped to turf these folks. That's what I mean by "the levers of democracy still work and you should use them."

05.03.2026 19:07 👍 1571 🔁 334 💬 91 📌 16
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Trump says he's replacing Homeland Security Secretary Noem with GOP Sen. Markwayne Mullin President Donald Trump says he’s replacing his embattled Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem and will nominate in her place Oklahoma Republican Sen.

BREAKING: Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem will be replaced with GOP Senator Markwayne Mullin, President Trump says.

05.03.2026 18:58 👍 181 🔁 52 💬 55 📌 61

Wow! That was fast! 💨
Mullin? Yes, sufficiently daft.

—LF

05.03.2026 18:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Looks like Noem
May lose her D.C. home! 😢

And be deported (ha!)
Back to South Dakota. 🥶

—Yours, Lord

05.03.2026 18:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Black-and-white formal portrait of Alva Myrdal (1902–1986), the Swedish diplomat, sociologist, politician, and Nobel Peace Prize laureate. She is photographed against a dark background, resting her chin thoughtfully on her left hand, which displays a large, ornate ring. Her expression is calm, wise, and slightly introspective, with deep-set eyes, fine lines of age, and a gentle smile. Her silver-gray hair is styled in a soft, voluminous updo typical of the mid-20th century, and she wears a dark tailored jacket or dress with a simple collar, along with a distinctive metal wristwatch on her left arm. Alva Myrdal was a pioneering figure in social policy, women's rights, and international disarmament. With her husband Gunnar Myrdal, she co-authored the influential 1934 book Kris i befolkningsfrågan (Crisis in the Population Question), which shaped Sweden's progressive family and welfare policies. She served as Sweden's Minister for Disarmament and Church Affairs (1966–1973), headed UNESCO's social science department, and played a key role in the United Nations. In 1982, she shared the Nobel Peace Prize with Alfonso García Robles for her lifelong work on nuclear disarmament and peace advocacy through organizations like the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute (SIPRI) and Pugwash Conferences. Known for her intellectual rigor, feminist principles, and commitment to global justice, she remains an icon of principled leadership in diplomacy and social reform.#AlvaMyrdal #NobelPeacePrize #Disarmament #SIPRI

Black-and-white formal portrait of Alva Myrdal (1902–1986), the Swedish diplomat, sociologist, politician, and Nobel Peace Prize laureate. She is photographed against a dark background, resting her chin thoughtfully on her left hand, which displays a large, ornate ring. Her expression is calm, wise, and slightly introspective, with deep-set eyes, fine lines of age, and a gentle smile. Her silver-gray hair is styled in a soft, voluminous updo typical of the mid-20th century, and she wears a dark tailored jacket or dress with a simple collar, along with a distinctive metal wristwatch on her left arm. Alva Myrdal was a pioneering figure in social policy, women's rights, and international disarmament. With her husband Gunnar Myrdal, she co-authored the influential 1934 book Kris i befolkningsfrågan (Crisis in the Population Question), which shaped Sweden's progressive family and welfare policies. She served as Sweden's Minister for Disarmament and Church Affairs (1966–1973), headed UNESCO's social science department, and played a key role in the United Nations. In 1982, she shared the Nobel Peace Prize with Alfonso García Robles for her lifelong work on nuclear disarmament and peace advocacy through organizations like the Stockholm International Peace Research Institute (SIPRI) and Pugwash Conferences. Known for her intellectual rigor, feminist principles, and commitment to global justice, she remains an icon of principled leadership in diplomacy and social reform.#AlvaMyrdal #NobelPeacePrize #Disarmament #SIPRI

Alva Myrdal was a Swedish sociologist, diplomat & a prominent leader of the disarmament movement. She shared the #Nobel Peace Prize in 1982 (w/A. Robles) "for their work for disarmament & nuclear and weapon-free zones." #WHM

It's International Day for #Disarmament and Non-Proliferation Awareness.

05.03.2026 14:37 👍 1928 🔁 560 💬 12 📌 18

*GOP ID*

“Pathetic neocon warmongers”!
Also despicable awful monsters!

And ass-kissing abominable idiots!
Not to mention ideological sots!😮

—Yours, Lord #satire #Iran #poetry

05.03.2026 15:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Boots on the Ground* 🥾 🍔

“Let’s get the Turds to do it!”
“It’s ‘Kurds’ sir.”
“Curds, then! Whatever! Quit
Correcting me! Get me a burger!”

—Lord #Iran #Nowar #poetry

05.03.2026 13:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Two cowards with guns
Shot her down.
As if they won…
As if they silenced her renown!

Ten men with guns
Can’t kill one
Woman with guts.

—LF #Yanar #feminism #poetry

05.03.2026 12:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More Americans are dead…
If only we elected Harris instead.

—Yours, Lord #Iran #nowar #ICE

01.03.2026 16:47 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

[Poet’s Note]:

The evidence is evident
In the NY Times’ video statement.
My post is poetic license.
This “labeler” is nonsense.

—LF

04.03.2026 21:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Video: How Trump Decided to Go to War President Trump’s embrace of military action in Iran was set off by the determination of Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel to end diplomatic negotiations. Our investigative reporter Mark Maz...

How did the president decide?
Bibi begged and Twump obliged!

—LF ⬇️ #Iran

How Trump Decided to Go to War www.nytimes.com/video/world/...

04.03.2026 21:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

If it’s “White House says”
It’s propaganda these days.

So I trust Madrid! 🇪🇸
Of dictators they are rid.

—Yours, Lord #Iran #lies #USA

04.03.2026 21:02 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

*Toxic Pete Speaks*

“Our rules of engagement
Are bold!
Forget the lib crap
You’ve been told! 😐

Just kill, kill, kill! 😳
Bomb, bomb, bomb! 🫣💥
Our warfighters will
Turn Iran into a tomb!!!” 🪦💀

—LF (ignore the children screaming & have a nice day)

#satire #Nowar #Iran

04.03.2026 14:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*War With Spain?* 😳

If Twump goes to war with Spain
I hope Republicans complain:

“That’s it, Don! The final straw!
You didn’t get our permission!
But since we’re in another war
We wish you luck & praise the mission!”

—LF #satire #Iran #Nowar #poem

04.03.2026 13:43 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Is it not a very vulgar tragedy 🎭
That Bill gets more love than me

For saying what he already said?😮
I’ll get more popular once I’m dead.

—Yours, Lord #irony #literature

04.03.2026 12:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So Twump/Bibi killed the old one.
Now Iran got a younger one! 😳

But maybe he’s a liberal? 😐
“Your optimism’s commendable!”

—Yours, Lord 🤷🏻‍♂️ #satire #Iran

04.03.2026 02:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Thousands in Iran Attend Burial of Children Killed in Bombing of School

Thousands in Iran Attend Burial of Children Killed in Bombing of School www.nytimes.com/2026/03/03/w...

04.03.2026 01:22 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
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Iran Live Updates: Israel Begins ‘Broad Wave of Strikes’ on Iran’s Infrastructure

“More than 870 people have been killed in the fighting in the Middle East since the United States and Israel attacked Iran on Saturday”

—NY Times

War!
What is it good for?

Killing civilians! 😮
By hundreds & millions…

—LF #Iran #Nowar #poem

www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...

04.03.2026 01:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Donald Trump's illegal war with Iran has already cost $2 BILLION. Americans don't want another endless war.

We should be funding health care not warfare.

03.03.2026 19:08 👍 188 🔁 52 💬 20 📌 1

Buy war!
Sell peace?
Investors are
The dumbest sheep. 🐑 🐑🐑🐑

—LF #stocks

03.03.2026 18:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*Bernie’s Billionaire Tax* 🤩

Poor Jeff Bezos!
A few billions will go adios! 😢

Socialism strikes again! 😱
Will such injustice never end?!

—LF #satire #Bezos #poetry

03.03.2026 18:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But then I sigh, and, with a piece of scripture,
Tell them that God bids us do good for evil:
And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With odd old ends stol’n forth of holy writ,
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.

03.03.2026 15:55 👍 411 🔁 125 💬 10 📌 11

Stock market dropping like bombs
On children and on palms 🌴🌴🌴

Yours, Lord #Nowar #Iran #satire

03.03.2026 14:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0