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Rpg, board games & Japan Enthusiast. 💞 @lauratommy.bsky.social PP by @azumi-kun.bsky.social

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Je me suis regardé "They call me Machowoman!", un nanar des années 80, avec des amis.
Ca faisait longtemps que j'ai pas eu un fou rire comme ça.
Un véritable idiot film tellement il est mal écrit, tout le monde est stupide et se teleporte d'une scène à l'autre. Je recommande chaudement.

05.03.2026 20:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a black and white pixel art of a person standing in front of a wall . Alt: a black and white pixel art of a person standing in front of a wall. From the game Void Stranger

En soit, je recommande vivement pour les fan de puzzle, des zelda de l'époque gameboy ou des fans de lore obscur qu'il faut trouver et dechiffrer soi-même !
La patte graphique et les ost sont 👌👌👌

04.03.2026 06:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Void Stranger terminé ! C'était vraiment une super experience (à part 2-3 enigmes un peu bullshit), unique à chaque joueur. Vraiment une super découverte. Et en regardant sur youtube, c'est vraiment un trou de lapin, mais après avoir fait les endings principaux j'ai eu ma dose 😅

04.03.2026 06:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Rip mon nuzzlocke de Pokemon Sapphire, wipe sur la 3ème arène, 2 attaques à 95% de précision ratée à la suite, un critique mal chanceux et c'est la fin de la run

26.02.2026 08:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pour le moment c'est un vrai coup de cœur, mais purée j'ai bien fait de prendre des notes détaillés et des screenshots du jeu car c'est hyper enigmatique

21.02.2026 14:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

J'ai commencé à jouer à Void Stranger après être tombé sur une vidéo youtube dessus par hasard.
Les mecaniques et le lore m'intriguent énormément.. hâte d'en savoir plus.
J'écris mes notes sur Obsidian pour m'y retrouver

17.02.2026 22:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 👍 17738 🔁 6103 💬 233 📌 178

L'effet popup-bookup est superbe !

13.02.2026 08:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Average simic card, just missing "put a land into play from hand"

11.02.2026 23:05 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'll choose to sacrifice 0 permanents thanks

05.02.2026 19:41 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Thank you for the 600 followers!!! 🙇
Let's celebrate it! ✨

Prize: Full body sketch
Rules: ❤️Like + 🔁RT + ✅ Follow
Ends: February 10th

#raffle

04.02.2026 18:41 👍 30 🔁 24 💬 5 📌 0
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Notepad++ users take note: It's time to check if you're hacked Suspected China-state hackers used update infrastructure to deliver backdoored version.

In case you missed yesterday, Notepad++ auto-update mechanism was hacked and was delivering backdoored versions for a couple months. Tons of devs use this, uninstall completely what you have, search for the sus files mentioned in article and only download from official site

03.02.2026 09:02 👍 413 🔁 392 💬 11 📌 12

As Doubling Season affects all permanents that enter with counters, Traitor's Blessing would as well (intrinsic effect of planeswalker entering), and even better as +ing the PW would trigger this card as well (DS won't double the +ing as it is a cost)

But I agree, it is a bad 2 cards combo 😅

02.02.2026 08:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

So if I put a planewalker into play, my opponents will basically discard all of their cards in hand ?

01.02.2026 19:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

J'ai eu mon N3 en japonais, j'y croyais pas !
Seule mini déception, avec 103/180 points, je suis equivalent A2, et B1 c'est à partir de 104 😅
Tant pis, je suis quand-même très heureux !

30.01.2026 07:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Steven Seagal Lists Rublyovka Mansion for Sale – RBC - The Moscow Times Hollywood actor Steven Seagal has put his two-story mansion in an elite western Moscow suburb up for sale, the RBC news website reported Wednesday.

Une affaire à saisir pour les amateurs d’architecture de casernement des années 70 ayant appartenu à des sacs à merde...

www.themoscowtimes.com/2026/01/29/s...

29.01.2026 10:18 👍 34 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 2

Obsidian is a great tool that I use for my regular session, but for my own soloRPG experience, I wanted tried some journaling. At first it was tough, but now I happy with my notes, and it's incredibly rewarding to have filled all thoses pages even if it's difficult to search for specific info 😅

28.01.2026 07:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same, same... met my fiancée and some of my closest friends there.
It's sad to see what it has become

21.01.2026 13:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mon chat couché sur le puzzle que je suis en train de faire.

Mon chat couché sur le puzzle que je suis en train de faire.

Il dit qu'il voit pas le problème.

14.01.2026 15:01 👍 163 🔁 11 💬 10 📌 1
The Magic the Gathering card "Kappa Tech-Wrecker" from Kamigana Neon Dynasty. It is a creature card, turtle and ninja.

The Magic the Gathering card "Kappa Tech-Wrecker" from Kamigana Neon Dynasty. It is a creature card, turtle and ninja.

Counterargument : Turtle Ninja already exists in Kamigawa, no need for any Omenpaths shenanigans.

13.01.2026 08:05 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Et ensuite on s'est posé avec un pote et on a fait du kitchen table magic et du chaos draft à 2, c'était très fun.
Une très bonne journée en somme !

11.01.2026 07:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mtg spotlight series Lyon c'était bien chouette pour un premier event mtg. La draft mystery booster 2 était bien fun, j'ai fini à une victoire une defaite et un match nul (mon dernier adversaire jouait lentement et a du partir précipitamment pour faire son prochain event)

11.01.2026 07:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Goil this able.

05.01.2026 11:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Paddington in Twisted Pair (2018)

Paddington in Twisted Pair (2018)

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1743

22.12.2025 06:52 👍 294 🔁 54 💬 8 📌 3

Les expressions sont superbes 🤌

23.12.2025 18:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pour moi, une partie du problème c'est qu'on parle d'"IA" alors qu'on devrait parler de LLM ou d'IA generative.
Les ia au sens large, ca fait des années que ça existe.
Après, les entreprises qui foutent des LLM ou des chatbots partout pour pomper les datas = 💩

17.12.2025 17:44 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Tonight: The Game Awards!

Tonight: The Game Awards!

We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games.

Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏

11.12.2025 15:51 👍 15068 🔁 5011 💬 152 📌 255

JLPT passé dimanche dernier ! On verra ce que ça donne... mais en tout cas très content des efforts que j'ai fait pour le préparer et j'ai hate de reprendre ma campagne solo de L5A 🫡

09.12.2025 14:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bah il était super !

06.12.2025 16:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On va se regarder le film Chainsaw man "pour réviser" 🙃

06.12.2025 14:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0