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doctor: it’s a boy!
mom: what should we name him
dad (visibly drunk): MARKWAYNE

March the fourth be with you for those who celebrate.

@tbpnw.bsky.social in case you needed a bird pick me up today

Oh my gosh they’re spectacular.😍😍

Let’s just call it at the half. That’s enough soccering for the day please.

#12sLike12Minutes

Welp

GOOOOOALLLL

Ew.

Is JMo done?

The hospital ship thing is so fucking stupid on so many dimensions that it alone should bring everything to a screeching halt but nope, clown president of hellworld so we just keep on truckin

💯💯

“Everything is conspiracy when you don’t understand how anything works”

- My new favorite bumper sticker

So fascinating watching people confidently see, then walk by the “take a number” machine to speak with someone at the front desk…

Just to watch them turn around to take a number to wait with the rest of us

Individually wrapped Jesii!

It looked like small candy?

LOL tomorrow is a regular ole working day. That’s really dumb.

Can’t wait!!

I think we should have more sports parades in Seattle, imo. Celebration is fun.

How does this guy keep getting cooler?

Sure did! 😩

I was unnecessarily worried at how long it was taking for the vehicles to leave Lumen because they kept drinking and drinking and drinking 😭

He did look like such a wee one. Like someone’s drunk cousin

Our lord and savior Mike McDonald

Hasselbeck leading the Seahawks Legends from Lumen to the parade route

They coming!

He’s the brother in law that you need to pull from the wedding speeches

John’s drunk

If anyone is hungry at the parade I have half a Seattle dog fogging up my purse