Asmodeus

Just a bunch of coworkers having fun!!!

@r0wdy.sk33t.expert
@whisper.bsky.social

Jk jk DT 🤭🤣🫣

[Queues Too Wong Foo Scene]

a man wearing a baseball cap is sitting on a couch with the word welp written above him . Alt: a man wearing a baseball cap is sitting on a couch with the word welp written above him .

Shit. lol.

While true on the timeline, it’s still something to be aware of with IoT devices and those not aware of the cyb3rz lol

A photo of the facade of a planet fitness gym

Come to the gym with me!!! 😊😊

‘Your Cock Is Mine Now:’ Hacker Locks Internet-Connected Chastity Cage, Demands Ransom Turns out giving an internet-connected device control of your penis may not be the best idea ever.

Hey @pupamp.bsky.social something to cover on the next @wattsthesafeword.bsky.social

The threat of these devices being compromised while being worn will grow…no pun intended.

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Ooh. That as an oarsman chant would be 🔥🔥🔥

This can be said for security engineering and software development too. I learned when I was first starting:

“Make it work, make it right, make it fast”.

New video! Getting Into Cybersecurity - An Interview with Asmodeus!

In this episode, security engineer @asmodeusyrzero.bsky.social shares his experiences as a neurodivergent person in Cybersecurity!

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I have a goal, and I’m publicly stating it now, to be comfortable enough to swim at a pool party and dance with my shirt off at one of the Defcon parties (most likely @dcgothcon.bsky.social 😈).

Let’s do this!!!

@bencanning.bsky.social

I mistakenly used 25s instead of 10s because they were on the wrong rung 🫠 the other big one was calf raises. 100lbs for 25 reps. Definitely feeling it today, but I have to keep moving forward.

A screenshot of the Hevy workout app showing the duration, volume, number of sets, and records for the workout.

This is from yesterday (as the title of the workout states). Despite being sick for almost 2 weeks, I hit the gym hard Thursday and Friday. Got tons of PBs yesterday. One was definitely unintentional.

A positive Covid test result next to a cell phone that shows the time and date of the test.

Hey @defcon.bsky.social!! Please continue to test for Covid and post the results. This is how we do better and protect our community.

The world obviously needs more “Gay for Grifter” stickers.

I heard @lintile.lol was on there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Those shirts were fucking amazing!!!

There’s a nsfw sticker to be made of this. 🤔

I guess I should tag @defcon.bsky.social and @dcgothcon.bsky.social since that was the outfit I was wearing for that party.

I'm so sorry, I couldn't resist 😂

Disclaimer: not an actual village, not affiliated with DEFCON, total satire

I need one of these as a sticker.

A hooded figure with a defcon goon badge that says Asmodeus

My first defcon as a goon is in the books. I cannot wait until next year. ❤️

Waiting to hear @rayredacted.com yell “GO SAMMY GO!!”

I have too much free time someone hire me #coder #programming #programmingmemes #unemployed

Buy this shirt!

Stickers with varying sayings and Japanese goodies in a box with pink and clear checkered stuffing paper

Omg I got my @emibirdee.art stickers!!!!

My favorite is the “I will literally fucking poop” one.

Thanks Emi!!!

Everyone loves to hate CVSS, but it's still a widely used way to measure the severity of vulnerabilities. In this video I'll walk you through every metric in CVSS 3.1, even the ones nobody seems to bother with. #EnvironmentalMetricsHaveFeelingsToo

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