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Tortured picard

Seeing people complain about there being no English in the halftime show when I watched the halftime show and Lady Gaga sang in English for like two minutes

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita

WOKE 2 IS HERE

you'd have a hard time convincing pre-2024 me that i would get emotional watching a technology connections video, but here we are. these really are the times that try men's souls

in a world where subscriptions for stuff that used to be free or local are becoming the norm and we are treated like we HAVE to pay rent to some fuckass company to run shit on “the cloud” instead of owning our hardware or media or whatever my resolution for 2026 is to not do that as much as possible

A horseshoe diagram with “hardware hackers” and “tech illiterate” on both ends with “keeping ancient hardware around because they like it more” in between them.

The latest @f4mi.bsky.social video gave me an epiphany lmfao

A NYC subway manners ads featuring two women making out on an escalator in front of a bald man. The text says “spread the love, just not on the escalator, keep to the right to let people pass on the left”

Toxic Yuri? On my subway? It’s more likely than you think…

two women are standing next to each other in a room with their mouths open . one of the women is wearing an orange coat . ALT: two women are standing next to each other in a room with their mouths open . one of the women is wearing an orange coat .

NEW 4 HOUR DEFUNCTLAND OUT TODAY

I voted against this. Did you?

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

how are my fellow late 20 something bad bitches doing tonight ???

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

Phone banked last night and literally got a sweet undecided woman saying she wasn’t voting for zohran bc he was Muslim so yeah it sadly still works on some folks 🫠

Libbed up and libbed out oh I'm feeling it

Literally told Jon earlier today “the vibes feel Obama ‘08 today”

Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."

Hug your nearest immigrant tonight and celebrate with them ❤️

The last month of the anti-Mamdani campaign was an absolutely shameful undertaking, an attempt to rip the city and Democratic coalition apart and I'm very happy to see it failed.

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

God this Mamdani speech. That's the good stuff.

lol. lmao.

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

I LOVE MY CITY!!!!

AOC: There was a day before his presidency, and there will be a day after — and it belongs to us.

Terrible to hear about the LDS church in Michigan, but I looked it up on Google maps and this has to be one of the craziest turf wars of all time 💀

why are so many ferengi verified on twitter