HawkWolf (aka H. A. Kirsch)

I didn’t have one until I did :/

I do not have a butthole made of stretch Armstrong material so like… I prefer that it fits and fits easily, whichever dimension does it.

I’ve also never encountered a Long Long Penis in reality.

Would a FNAF restaurant be closed on Sunday like chill fil a is? My phone won’t let me spell chick fill a

So either he is stuck in the past like anyone gets stuck in the past, or he’s stuck in the past because of dementia, or both at the same time.

probably asbestos

you know what's distracting to the class? singling people out and making a fuss over their appearance. as a random white guy who tries to cover as much of his body as possible, I was never picked for that in school, but plenty of girls were for wearing hot pants or miniskirts or showing midriff.

What email provider do you use and if it’s using your own domain for emails do you have all the email dkim shit set up?

sketch for JayPubby

Roman, a muscular and fluffy striped hyena in swim shorts, flexes as he holds his friend, Felix, with his left arm's bicep. The cat, smaller than the striped hyena, looks down at the water Roman is wading in nervously, his tail dipping in the water below. Felix is also wearing swim shorts. Behind them is grasses, a tree, and forest, indicating they're wading in a lake or creek.

Sketch commission for Remco, featuring Roman and Felix going for a swim! Or at least one of them is. 🙀💦

I'm sorry there's an upcoming game where you play as a sperm?

Why grown men become furries YouTube video by Elephants in Rooms - Ken LaCorte

why hasn't anyone been saying anything about this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZvr...

Sketch of the new woofia birb

He knows I write furry porn

Help what do I do, my dad is dabbling in erotica fan fiction

Like writing it

I sub to this labeler thing that labels people with stuff like “Gaza genocide apologist” and “weaponizes antisemitism” and people repost stuff onto my feed and I see those labels and the post is like “here is my kitten” with a picture of the kitten

I have an extremely rare eye birth defect and when talking to an ocular plastic surgeon he said “and we would cover the side of tissue removal with an amniotic fluid stem cell patch” and I’m like wait you’re gonna put BABIES in my EYE? Oh I’m sorry BABY GROWTH MEDIUM?

Blaidd needs some special attention

The reality is just one Tesla going in a weird tunnel with garbage bags of oil in the back

I keep mentioning block buttons cuz I keep seeing people say like “if you say you used ai just once and you didn’t inhale, I’m still going to block your ass.”

So do it. I’ll use that clearsky thing or whatever to see whose quit following me and I’ll follow up.

Hey block button havers, guess who discovered that you can edit photos with google Gemini

I don’t feel like I’d want to share them generally tho. It’s more like I can see what outfits might look like, so I can decide how to waste money on eBay.

I wonder how hard it would be for e621 to morph into “the gallery site we all deserve”

Like on the MSG site I find a lot of stuff I would not like to associate with however the tagging culture there is good enough that I can just block it out of my searches

Also I left inkbunny when the rumors were going around that it was found by “cub artists” who left FA when it was banned.

I left tapestries muck because seemingly every group of people would have one person who was doing ageplay (and mean adult/vulnerable child ageplay).

I didn’t want to assoc.

I’ll be honest I feel like I’m inconsistent in this area and I’m not sure how to be better. In general I believe you should be allowed to create images and writing that are fictional even if they’re gross or scary or would be harmful if actually done in reality. (Contd)

I feel bad for all the people who are hyper mobile and since they can bend their knees backwards they’re now illegal

this is like the opposite of what happens when you walk into a mafia money laundering italian restaurant and order a meal

I use an AI to talk to buddha and AI buddha says you should want enlightenment more than anything in the world

that's a good point. I suppose also it doesn't negate the idea that society should be more accepting and accommodating of people with different neurotypes.

like BITCH I can't see clearly more than a few feet past the end of my nose! (and now less than a foot from it, thanks presbyopia because I'm 45)

If I didn't have to read all the time, guess what? I STILL CAN'T SEE STUFF CLEARLY FAR AWAY FROM MY FACE! I don't care if someone pets me like a dog!

And... that's such a weird way to think. It's like "oh if we didn't have to read stuff all the time, we wouldn't need to have glasses"