Paul Zaloom, aka Beakman.
Dude from Beakman's World looking like he's next in line to run the FBI once Kash Patel gets tossed.
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Paul Zaloom, aka Beakman.
Dude from Beakman's World looking like he's next in line to run the FBI once Kash Patel gets tossed.
tired: vibe coding
wired: vibe war
Proud to have you on board, buddy. <3
Was just thinking that the next actual question I'd like to be asked of TK at the Rev presser was whether he was considering buying/reworking Triller.
I'm not at all a curling person but this is legitimately beautiful.
Big Bill and Bryan Keith's new explicit mercenary presentation has me wondering...is there one specific wrestler or program credited as creating the "will take other wrestlers out if heels pay me" archetype?
No, but that'd be ten minutes back you could spend with your pets, admiring the sunset, or messaging a friend you miss, all of which I regret not doing instead.
If you feel like you didn't get much accomplished or wasted your Sunday, you still did better than me so long as long as you didn't also watch Shota Umino and Chase Owens have the most boring 20 minute two star match imaginable.
I hadn't! Very Floyd-esque.
American kids have to make sense of active shooter drills because they live in a failed state, fuck you for using them as a prop in your own bigotry.
Savage but accurate.
"Kids will want to see the original KroniK!"
"I keep telling you, Clark is 61 years old and Adams is dead."
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his substack depends on his not understanding it".
A man wearing a black windbreaker and baseball cap, both with DEATH TO FALSE EBM stitched in Old English type, and holding a coffee mug reading EBM in the same type.
TASTE THE DRIP OF EBM! (Like, drip coffee, not, y'know, the other drip. Apologies to Container 90 either way.) Anyway, the EBM Day/ID:UD merch run continues for a while longer, again our portion of proceeds go to Doctors Without Borders!
secondtooth.com/collections/...
"We need to hope for a YOH win over Douki, otherwise we'll just get more HoT main events."
Read "The City" as background for my thesis. Great stuff.
"Fuck learning any trade or a body of knowledge which dates back hundreds of years, sink all of your time and money into learning QuarkXPress 6."
"But I'm not a designer."
"QuarkXPress 6."
"But the OS that app runs on was discontinued more than twenty yea-"
"QUARKXPRESS 6."
I love a lot of the biggies - Lear, Hamlet, Macbeth - but I always hold a candle for Antony & Cleopatra, and my real dark horse fave is Troilus & Cressida. Eternally grateful to Paul Budra for guiding me through Shakespeare's systematic attack on his own culture's worship of the classical era.
Kombat Time!
I would bet my eyeteeth that "these cornball antics might play in the sticks, but this is NXT" is an actual quote I heard from Corey Graves circa 2015.
In light of Sim saying that he said Orr dealt drugs based on seeing a mystery photo from a mystery person, I think it’s important to reflag this.
If this is an uncharitable interpretation, the mayor is free to provide more details of how he ended up seeing such a photo and believing it.
A batch of a month's worth of tapings means one flight in/out for whatever talent is wanted/needed rather than an odd mish mash of whoever can/is brought to Dynamite/Collision tapings. Chance to bring outside talent in for a 3-4 episode program, hopefully live to tape commentary from Ian & Caprice.
Perfect. Suits AEW from an infrastructure perspective, gives the brand a clear identity, and opens up so many booking possibilities.
When "RitH" mania happened a couple of younger relatives in their teens reached out and asked me all sorts of Kate questions because they'd heard I was a huge fan and had seen her live. It was really cool and sweet and I had a bunch of conversations with them I wouldn't have otherwise.
Kate and I talk Kevin Knight's profile rising, Andrade continuing to knock out great matches, and Thekla doing Thekla things.
More interested in Ishii/Andrade and Thekla doing Thekla things than what was in the box? Join us...
He's had women chasing after him like he was The Monkees.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdBd...
Getting Turturro in Lebowski from Thekla's accent and gyrating here. "You got a date Wednesday, baby!"