Every time I see a picture of 🎺 he looks like he has a wedgie.
21.12.2025 01:50
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The Venn diagram of cishet male comedians who never book women and never get laid is a circle.
11.12.2025 18:15
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90s sitcoms had me thinking make out parties were a thing.
08.12.2025 04:03
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It’s giving Tuesday and this admin should give us all a break.
02.12.2025 17:34
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I’m manifesting the sudden end to this depressive episode.
30.11.2025 19:35
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“we need to be nicer to men” bro they didn’t let women have their own credit cards til 50 years ago
23.11.2025 22:39
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Getting back to music after years of trauma from having been in church bands. I always practiced scales, a few chords here and there, but I’m still struggling to play music in my own terms.
23.11.2025 19:14
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Finally deleted the bird app for good. I guess I’m gonna tweet (butterfly?) here more often.
20.11.2025 02:40
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If someone on SNAP wants to use my taxes to buy sushi, tofu, chocolate, or Cheetos I say: YOU GO GIRL!
We aren’t each others micromanagers.
30.10.2025 15:20
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Hi folks! I'm working on a story about prepayment penalties. If you've ever had a loan with this clause, I'd love to interview you about your experience. DM me here. #sourcerequest #HARO
Deadline: Nov. 7.
28.10.2025 19:22
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Los fachos son buenos innovadores de la boludez.
06.08.2025 03:24
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Editors, I’m available to write about this! I swear, this guy is actually real!
30.07.2025 02:43
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Start that substack and use your SEO knowledge, write that joke, make that watercolor, form that walking club.
26.07.2025 03:03
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If you care about what’s happening rn with mass m*g* indoctrination, get creative online. It doesn’t have to be political. Folks need to see progressives live, cool, do calligraphy, talk about plants, etc.
26.07.2025 03:03
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We can’t stop talking about Gaza y’all.
25.07.2025 12:17
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Siempre utilizo el crowd work para explicarle al publico porteño que El Salvador no está al lado de PR, adentro de Mexico, o al lado de Panama. Es mi versión de servicio comunitario.
24.07.2025 01:26
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🎺is picking on Joy Behar. I’m sure the cancel culture bros are on it.
24.07.2025 01:07
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Gaza is being starved. On purpose.
Don’t let this become just another headline.
📞 Call your reps.
✍️ Demand that aid be let into Gaza.
📢 Share this. Force the headline.
We can’t undo what’s been done.
But we can still fight like hell for who’s still alive.
23.07.2025 15:13
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The scammer offering me $500 per day for an “easy” job sent me a GROUP text.
I don’t need fellow scam candidates to have my number!
23.07.2025 18:43
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Boomer Latina moms will probably never stop commenting on weight.
We need a repository of clapbacks instead.
23.07.2025 12:49
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Sorry but with everything going on in the world I’m SO grateful to Coldplay rn.
17.07.2025 17:00
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We talk a lot about liberal women who date/marry conservative men. I don’t hear much about liberal men who date/marry conservative women. I’m curious about whether or not couples like this exist. If so, how are y’all?
15.07.2025 21:25
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Harvard’s Chinese students refuse to be used as geopolitical pawns
The Trump administration has attempted to block Harvard University from accepting Chinese international students
For my debut in @prismreports.org, I talked to Harvard students about how they are coping with the Trump administration’s treatment of Chinese internstional students.
Thank you to all the students who spoke with me & to @sfatima.bsky.social for the opportunity.
prismreports.org/2025/07/14/c...
14.07.2025 19:31
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Gonna share a rejected Onion headline:
Area Orange Decides To Rot Because Of Higher Calling As Future Pennicillin
05.07.2025 21:34
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