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Giovanni Colantonio

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Video game critic, Editor-at-Large @ Polygon. Formerly Digital Trends, Inverse, Hard Drive i am never doing “discourse” i do not know what random post you are talking about

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esoteric eb, ebb, and ebby

06.03.2026 19:34 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

100% guarantee that this ends with trump posting that he is putting a tariff on the mario galaxy movie

06.03.2026 18:51 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

thank you to whoever told nintendo that jd vance was emulating doshin the giant

06.03.2026 18:35 👍 75 🔁 9 💬 2 📌 0

My favorite part of the thing was when he said “She was alive before WiFi!” and I was like “I mean I guess that is accurate sure?”

06.03.2026 18:03 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Gotta give big ups to the priest who led my grandmother’s funeral yesterday. The guy understood that when someone makes it past 100, that thing should be a celebration of life. Was a lovely way to send the lady off that was more about being happy we got so much time with her. Good experience.

06.03.2026 18:01 👍 71 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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830792528 Polygon The Rise Of The Video Game Union : Nicole Carpenter : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive “The Rise of the Video Game Union” is an all-in-one explainer on why game workers are unionizing. Polygon created a zine of the original story that is...

With GDC only a few days away, I added @nicolecarpenter.bsky.social's brilliant gaming union zine/explainer to archive.org. The previous host for the PDF added a monthly subscription.

Please feel free to print and share as you wish!

05.03.2026 20:33 👍 129 🔁 41 💬 1 📌 2

You are in for a “treat” when you get there. An insane hour of TV during which Ice T says “kotaku”

06.03.2026 02:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Have you watched the GamerGate episode yet

06.03.2026 02:22 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

last night we found a show on hotel tv called “desert law” which was like exclusively Cops, but all they did was pull over people who are doing duis in the desert

06.03.2026 02:12 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

pouring one out

06.03.2026 00:11 👍 19 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

god I love that stupid ass show so much

05.03.2026 22:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

HELL yeah

05.03.2026 18:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when i die, i want them to shoot my ass out of a salmon cannon

05.03.2026 17:04 👍 21 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
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greetings from my grandma’s funeral

05.03.2026 13:54 👍 65 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1
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greetings from my grandma’s funeral

05.03.2026 13:54 👍 65 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 1

they are talking about “multidimensional bigfoot” on hotel tv

05.03.2026 05:35 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0

Lawyer for sure, in the same tone as the I Think You Should Leave hat sketch.

04.03.2026 21:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It is my dream to be called to the stand in this trial so a lawyer has to read lines from my review out loud to a jury.

04.03.2026 21:28 👍 35 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sálo: Combat Evolved

04.03.2026 20:05 👍 31 🔁 8 💬 0 📌 0

god i hope they put larfleeze in this

04.03.2026 19:53 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

fucking have always loved this sketch because he looks and talks exactly like my masshole cousin. like terrifyingly similar

04.03.2026 19:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i don't think this will be as bad as the time i had airport ceviche before a flight

04.03.2026 19:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

still in progress but a firm 1

04.03.2026 19:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

sometimes you gotta take a gamble on a 7-11 italian sandwich just to test how well your body is aging

04.03.2026 18:58 👍 32 🔁 0 💬 9 📌 0

It’s SO GOOD

04.03.2026 04:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

destiny fridays with tony dokoupil

04.03.2026 01:15 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

bari weiss fanbyte takeover

04.03.2026 01:10 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

don't forget to smash that bell if you want to see more hot casket unboxings

03.03.2026 23:14 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(Apologies if I have missed a lot of emails in the last week. I am living in chaos world and you gotta gimme some grace until like late March.)

03.03.2026 23:09 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

NYC 🔜 A Funeral 🔜 GDC

03.03.2026 23:08 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0