StinkyBlahaj

Is this trump guy fucking stupid

Subpoenaed isn’t a real word.

Subpoenaed.

SUB POE NAED

Anyway I’m fucked. I just got subpoenaed.

The absolute betrayal of learning how to type on a keyboard- staring at it for five minutes while typing- only to look up and see a pop up blocked any of my text from going through.

Five year old me was pissed.

>I get curious and look something up on my phone
>fandom website. Ad breaks. Refresh.
>the ad fails to load. Refresh.
>auto-play ad blares out. I cancel three ads blocking view

I can’t wait for the owners of the fandom hosting to go bankrupt so anyone who isn’t a complete fucking dumbass can run it

… I would order it

🤯

All the soda jerkers know my name

I’m a Scorpio we don’t believe in zodiac signs.

Three words.

SNICKERS DICK VEINS

Fucking love- LOVE Japanese porn music.

NICKI MINAJ IS THREATENING US WITH RELEASING MORE MUSIC

Wholesome

Holy shit you fucking chomped them dude

I’m gonna chomp the next bigot I see

Shonk

Turn to page 43 to find the consequences of your actions

lol why did Jimmy Wales of Wikipedia have such a shitty crash out?

I always wanted to go around my town ordering a taco from every Mexican place

That shark is coming straight for him!

Blahaj and their beloved Mira

🦈

That shark looks hungry

Bring snacks for me too

Blahaj got you for their first birthday

I’m calling blahaj protective services 🦈🚑🐟🚨

Hoom please pick me off the floor there are barely any snacks down here

Can we get burgers after?

It’s a me

Blahaj protect your stuff

I have the sudden urge to print these out as stickers and put them everywhere.