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Kurt Weldon

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Animation Producer, former stand-up, occasional game show champion, and all-around smartass. "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a post-it note reminding you to take a single step."

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Strictly speaking, it wasn't all that quick. It started in January of 1981.

06.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not just moving - it has all the hallmarks of genuine classical tragedy.

06.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bartleby, The Government Lawyer

06.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This isn't "Jeopardy!" You don't have to phrase it as a question. In fact, you should stop doing that. All of you should stop doing that.

06.03.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now THAT'S a Sternly Worded Letter!

06.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What - Opus Dei Catholics aren't nutty enough???

06.03.2026 14:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This from the party that's been telling us for decades that Hollywood is out of touch with Real America...

06.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Already asked and answered

06.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
WC Fields piloting a riverboat

WC Fields piloting a riverboat

As played by...

05.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Punching them when they are down is an excellent strategy. It worked flawlessly in 1919.

05.03.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
General Ripper from "Dr. Strangelove."

General Ripper from "Dr. Strangelove."

I'm thinking he's a caricature of a caricature of a military figure...

05.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see an adjective in there that can be swapped out with "American."

05.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Heh.

05.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The Berlin Wall is just a fraternity prank that got out of hand."

05.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How cool would it be if the reporters just got up and walked out one by one, like the Von Trapp family at the end of Sound of Music?

05.03.2026 20:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

First time was kinda farcical too, as I recall.

05.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, for decades they've been saying they want to get government off our backs. Nobody said two words about nostrils.

05.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Weekend at Kristi's"

05.03.2026 19:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Try your damndest to live your life so that if you were fired from your job and about to give a speech that someone would tell you.

05.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 823 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

I reminds me of that quote that is often attributed to George Orwell by stupid people.

05.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 35 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Funny you should put it that way...

05.03.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A Brit's a Brit, hater.

05.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That made me LOL. I very rarely LOL.

(I was kind of a bitter, cynical L - but it was still OL. So I'm counting it.)

05.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss her already!

Wait... no I don't.

05.03.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Here in LA it's closer to 50 cents. MAGA!

05.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The Revolution that began in 1776 [sic] has not endedβ€”it still continues..."

...because we still need to drive a monarch from this country.

05.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you sure that's not an AI Craig Nelson?

05.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Soooo... Ayatollah Marco Rubio?

05.03.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Vietnam war poster "Suppose they gave a war and nobody came" changed to "and nobody called it that"

Vietnam war poster "Suppose they gave a war and nobody came" changed to "and nobody called it that"

05.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0