Oooohh. Nice score.

I washed my face the other day and now I've got a pimple. I'd like to say I've learned my lesson, but we both know that's a lie.

I ate a quarter of a pan of lasagna today, but not half. A little short of breath but otherwise ok.

This 👇

What's your go to site?

Bang on, as always.

I'd never find myself in this situation, but it seems like the obvious response would be to order the same shoes in your size and let grampa Munster believe he's a genius at foot guessing.

Path unevenness? Temperature? You burn calories maintaining body temp, so if it's cooler outside?

I don't care that it's no longer considered a planet, Pluto looks cool as hell.

I harp on this a lot, probably more than anyone wants - but how on earth are those fake Carney ads for financial products still allowed to run, and what does it say about YouTube that it's so cool with taking payments to help bilk the naive and vulnerable? What a bunch of goddamn creeps.

Love live radio & going with the first idea that came into your head bc it made you laugh at the time but you no longer care for the man staring back at you through the mirror?

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My Soul/Half Pint, Diyanye Ko, and Fuck These Fucking Fascists are all great songs I hadn't heard before. Others too!

Giving off some real "listen up dummy" energy there

Full of Bangers, Bops, and a third thing I can't think of. If you don't get hooked on at least one of these tracks you're listening to it wrong. Another great job by @schmutzie.com

Mike & Nick & Mikey & Nicky & Ted & Carol & Alice

The Stumpy Professor

Yep. From stumpy little guy with a good heart to stumpy little guy with a chip on his shoulder and everything in between.

I'm so happy to hear you're watching this. I was bummed out when I noticed it wasn't on tubi at the start of your EGR fest. I like him best when he's a sweetheart. Soylent Green is a nice way to say goodbye.

I feel guillotines and billionaire heads on pikes as an inevitability. It'll come way too late in the game, but will feel really good when it happens. But yeah... Then we all die 🤷‍♂️

Rules seem evenly applied. His opponent was forced to drop "of Mars" as well.

It's like the time my friend borrowed a shovel to beat one of his neighbours to death. It was an old shovel and would have broken in a fight, so I drove over to the neighbour's house and shot him in the face. Wasn't left with much of a choice. It was my favorite shovel.

The war profiteers of old at least knew how to make or do things.

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Huzzah!

In the right light, at a certain distance, they look like Crockett and Tubbs.

Also, I don't pay nearly enough in taxes. I mean, I get what I pay for... That being daily stories about hospital or ER closures, billionaire grifters, and refugees costing too much. But I'd be cool paying another grand or two a year to not have that in my feed.

I didn't watch the thing tonight. I did taxes and watched The Pitt. Was it good? I bet it was good. I bet he said some really good stuff that we'll be thinking seriously about for a real long time. Historians will no doubt say that tonight "he said stuff that everyone agrees was important to say."

I was just thinking about this after buying some chocolate covered almonds the other day... Priced obscenely and barely chocolate imo.

According to my results I'm a "Samantha"

Elections offices should eliminate fees to run for public offices and set a cutoff score on Hare's Psychopathy Checklist instead.