Jonny Ray

just nod if you can hear me

hello?

we have underdeveloped social skills

post thirst traps

I run Linux so I can pretend it stopped working and skip meetings.

no one cares wakamex / twitter mihai673

is this a post about baseball?

yooooo

this skeet will be remembered as the first use of the word persnickety on bsky.

my lame reply is exactly why I'm last 😂

last is the new first

let's call the play The Book of Shitcoins

Zak's sleep stack:
- 3 lbs of cheese
- 4 scoops of metamucil
- 36 oz of water
- colostomy bag
- nightlight
- sounds of the forest

bones can science heal themselves. teeth can only be faith healed.

I feel like we covered this. teeth aren't bones 🦷<>🦴

we don't do things because they are easy. we do them bc we thought they would be easy.

what'd you do?

I'm assembling a team 🧘

. @pfrazee.com is the MySpace Tom of bluesky

my smart phone should be able to tell me it's in the couch cushions when I call for it

Soon there will be real time translators in everyone's ear so that people don't have to learn new languages. Next, we are given vision enhancement so we can see the world better. Finally, taste & touch are replaced.

We sit motionless in our cocoon.

The simulation reboots.