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“Never for ME to hawk someone’s tuah”

this is the best website invented www.youraislopbores.me

I think that might be “Rue d’Nickel”

I’m feeling extremely rectangular today.

Totally weird how that band got rebranded “Beatles” long after the 3 members separated.

Shouldn’t have used the Mandella Effect Laser to something something. Guess what? The Beatles are French now.

If you're looking to find cake on Bluesky boy do I have news for you

Literally everyone who says this word is referring to oviposition. Everyone.

“Seggs” is short for “Sex Eggs”

Photo of junk mail: HOT MESS MUNCHIE MEAL + LIMITED EDITION MEAT RIOT ANTENNA BALL

In America even advertisements have required lore. This means something to somebody

Incomprehensible generated books of the future (nobody knows how to read, so it's more about the "status")

New disaster added: Now the AI can tell you to go outside to fix an antenna (which isn't actually there) and won't let you back in. Not because it "jeopardizes the mission", but because it doesn't think you actually exist anymore when you go outside.

Expect to see a few copies of this one submitted to the VRC World Jam this year:
(also lol that it's on sale, Unity totally knows)

Sending a beam of pure, blistering fuckpower directly into my Waymo’s LIDAR tower, thus exploding its tiny little 12v charge controller like a frog with a straw up its bum

Day 3 of sharing from my backlog of art that I forgot to post here.

I love that Dorugamon is said to be vicious due to influence from its beast data, so that's a key element of my oc from my story. ❤️

DEATH-X-DORUGAMON
#digimon #デジモン

Some late night sketching of Dorugamon. 💕

”Hi! hello! So, We’re the Borg, there is no need to resist because we respect your biological and technological distinctiveness and believe in the democratization of being assimilated, which is why we ask that you please work with us on making your assimilation work for you as as best as possible.“

TIL possums real

The infamous and charismatic “Waymo Gooner” strikes again.

If California is a “state of mind” then Prop 65 warnings are only harmful within the “imaginary” state of California, which doesn't exist. Anyway, welcome to my TedX talk on drinking all the shampoo in the house.

Every major metropolitan area deserves its own cryptid

I can fix them.

PB&J

need me some TUNS

In the same way that People give names to their various and sundry body parts like “Steve” and “Arugula”, I too name my three cylinders “1”, “3”, and “4”.

The best way to experience Prangence™️

Teleprant to NFC