To the guy at the grocery store who grabbed my ass:
I was completely serious about ripping off your nipples and force-feeding them to you.
11.03.2026 03:32
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To the guy at the grocery store who grabbed my ass:
I was completely serious about ripping off your nipples and force-feeding them to you.
I like getting called in to work 12.5 hours early. By the time I'm done with my regular shift, I'll be awake for 26 hours 💀
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I'm very happy to be at this hockey game, but holy hell am I glad to have brought earplugs.
Who is Stanley Spadowski?
Fun fact, they didn't show up until after 3pm. So by the time they left, my day was almost over. Never got lunch.
I do not particularly mind having to delay my lunch break for a last minute meeting.
I do, however, mind having to wait over an hour and a half past the quoted start time with zero word on when things will actually happen.
I am hungry.
Ahahaha silly me. I bought my car last March and registered it in March. How foolish of me to think that my registration doesn't expire until the end of March.
I finally got to meet the golden retriever my friend adopted around Christmas. He's such a sweet boy, and he loves to be cuddled and it just makes my heart sing.
It's been reported that Red Dwarf creator Rob Grant has died.
Well, smeg. :(
www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...
I like the little woman in my headphones when I power them on. When the battery is 80-100%, she sounds so happy about it. "Now connected! Battery full!" and you can practically hear her smiling. She's less enthused about the mid-level, "Battery medium," and when it's low, she basically scolding me.
Played PIU for the first time in god knows how many years. Can't go above easy mode at this time, but my accuracy is still there at least. 🤷♀️
My favorite spatula broke 😭
I just sneezed in an arpeggio
Did they just pick birthdays when they plopped themselves on Earth?
Or am I just thinking way too much about this and I should really consider going to bed?
I saw a post someone made recently about the other day being Sailor Star Healer's birthday.
*But is it really?*
The Sailor Starlights aren't from Earth, so why would they have birthdays that use their calendar?
Did they approximate their birthdays to the unseen calendar from Kinmoku?
I found the cutest little purse tonight.
Joy of joys. The cook is off again this week. My workload has doubled.
Found out today that my coworkers legit think I'm roughly 25 years old. Don't know what to make of that.
yessir!
AND YOU! 👀
Indeed they are! But nobody is right all the time.
except perhaps me.
Sometimes you've really gotta make your point though.
And it's generally pretty trustworthy. I don't know them to outright lie. Doesn't mean they're right all the time, but still.
Oh ouch. I hope you're feeling better.
But sometimes, I can hear when he's about to need something, and one of my favorite things is solving his problems before they happen because I'm a humongous dork like that, but then it becomes blatantly obvious to everyone up here that I can hear literally everything said in there.
It's quite a task pretending that I can't hear literally everything that gets said in my boss's office since I got moved to the one next to his. (The wall between us might as well not exist) Like, he'll have talks with coworkers that I don't need to be hearing, and I just do my best to ignore it.
Such a beautiful sound
