Shane H

If Rodney Dangerfield's not in this I don't care

Tell that to Despacito! (The first bit not the Dylan bit)

What's great about doing comedy is realising how much the audience don't get my tongue in cheek jokes, realising it's not their fault etc. then realising how much I use that humour in my normal life. For years. Thousands of interactions. Me just assuming people knew I was joking. They didn't know

Just realised that as much as odds as I am with being Irish, this contrast between outward perception and actual content is probably the ultimate expression of irishness

Feedback I get about my on stage presence: energetic, cheerful, family friendly, bubbly

The content of my material: mental illness, child murder, arson, "thank god Diddy raped all those people", praising the 9/11 attackers, children with mental illnesses

I'm not sure how to reconcile this

Watching the fallout show, remember how dumb it is that the original games had some retro 50's style posters as an ironic bit of set dressing, and now the whole thing is The Future is Exactly like the 50's!!

See's there's a street fighter film and the cast announced.

Immediately look up Orville peck to see what that guy looks like under the Vega mask.

Motherfucker always wears a mask

Well, accidentally recently discovered the Philipino Party Zone in Macau. Went there tonight walking my dog. End up walking home after drinking some very strong philiopino beer. Making lifelong friends etc.

Taps *post skeet* button. Haha, is this think even on? Haha

Gonna be the first time we have an English language open mic comedy show in Macau. Wish me luck

Hosting my first open mic night tonight, then next Sunday a new comedy show I've set up

Btw, this cunt along for the mission. The very second he picks up this weird stone I know it's gonna give him crazy powers. Right now I'm the show he seems to just be in hospital but mark my words

This Irish guy with Chapel is such a fucking poseur. Like, he pretends he's gonna sacrifice himself to open the door and she stops him. Yeah nice move bro. He was ready with the excuse in case she didn't step in. Prick

Okay such halfnway through the new season of strange new worlds. But it's just "who gets with spock". I mean, obviously la'an is better than Chapel but still

No way, they've got a bunch of charismatic go getters to unify behind. Like... Uh.. that weirdly spiteful guy? Uh... The person who seems like they're compensating for something but we don't know what yet... Ah... Oh yeah the one who reminds you of all the stupidest bullies. One of them will do it

The sad part is I kind of have face blindness so yeah, you do all look the same to me.

Saw a dude perform at open mic, the next night saw him again and was like "oh hey thought you were gonna go up tonight". He straight up looked at me and said, "you're thinking of someone else, do we all look the same to you?". In front of a bunch of people who don't really know me too well.

Lol last night at open mic 4 separate comedians made reference to 9/11. I was one of them! I cos we really did never forget

These lights outside my place are a beautiful red and orange, tried messing with my phone camera but no matter what they just look white. Anyone know anything about this? How do I capture the real colour?

Best thing about quitting smoking after a couple of weeks? Realising how much people around you stink! It's great

Super typhoon gonna hit tonight. Literal calm before the storm vibe here

I really like this guy, he's great. Just wish I"d never seen him express an emotion that wasn't extremely well hidden, like, raise an eyebrow quizzically. Hint at a smirk (don't actually smirk). Usually he's great. I'm drawn to him in an almost sexual way but anyway

Every single spock nowadays needs to do scenes where they're super emotional. The guy in strange new worlds is great, but now, after 30 or so episodes I should have not seen any emotions. Let alone a wide range of different emotions! Leonard nemoy was happy once for 2 seconds. That's spock

To be clear that's not bullshit, it's a real situation I am in

A guy I know from china is a very funny comedian who reminds me of young stewart lee. Want to introduce him as the Chinese Stewart Lee.

So, more like Stewart "Lee"! Get it? I don't think the audience can see quotation marks tho

A doormat with Chinese text and English translation reading "you pissed me diedie"

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

I keep going on stage making stupid jokes. And the only feedback I get from audience is that my jokes are high IQ and I should slow down to let them get the punchline. A: I need to improve cos I'm fucking up, but B: is the internet responsible?! I assume everyone instantly gets whatever thing

People always say you can't make films like in the old days, like Blazing Saddles, can't make this these days.

Yeah of course, all those actors would be really old now! What are you talking about?