Austin Knapp

I pitch a tent and it's not good enough for the eagle scouts
But when camp master Dave pitches a tent I'm expected to suck that shit?

Golf was invented so men could be proud of their low strokes

Call me daddy, cause I got a long leg

She shiggy on my diggy til I get jiggy

I think its so crazy how one of the first thinkers is named Confucious. Like "there's that smart guy he's confusing"

Vegeta in some uggs

Bobby

Smoke so much all I hit is resin

This sentence was perfectly crafted to make me die laughing

Trump keeps shit so organized he has a pedophile Cabinet

If someone would like to give me a $900 dao sword I would not say no

If I had known snapchat recap would be a thing I wouldn't have taken so many pictures of my dick it's honestly awful

The bit rate will probably eat it up, but here's a little video of it too!

I spend so much time flirting with my girlfriend and no one interviewed me about game of the year. Clearly I'm not spitting enough

God I'm still cringe with the country but thank you top artists nsp you have saved my image

A girl came over once and told me my room looks easy to recreate in animal crossing

It's so unfortunate that bert kreisher exists

I haven't been a fan of h3h3 since my days as a racist high school teen but now that he's having his Israeli supremacist crash out it's quite interesting how all the insults he hurled years ago have boomeranged back into him

I like largo :) he's buff and loves his family

Look at this little freak

Yes I've just recently wrapped up a gig where I modeled nude for a statue now known as "Your dad pissing before shitting his pants"

Fuecoco instead of chimchar and I agree lmao

Nothing like mid conversation thinking of an insane youtube video and showing it to someone. I've been doing that to my coworkers and I'm becoming funny guy 2

I think they're both cute and probably dating

My typos add to the bit
Art is not merely intention

Azura is a card sleeve but banger art all around nonetheless

Got my 3rd phantasm in and they gave me an azura card?

I'm obsessed with harmonica comics on tiktok it's like the second best part of my day