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keith

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Wife: I'm going to grab some dinner, you want anything?

Me: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Wife: Ok, I'm going to Taco...

Me: I'll have 9 tacos.

21.11.2024 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is crazy. I think it might hit a nerve with people, but I also got some help from some old Twitter friends. I doubt it will get to the nearly 10k it got on Twitter, but I'm glad people like it.

20.11.2024 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: Look, I love you, but I made the exact amount of cheese and crackers I want right now.

Wife: But I only...

Me: EXACTLY the amount

18.11.2024 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 345 ๐Ÿ” 47 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4