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never had the makings of a varsity athlete :/

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We are the bad guys and democracy cannot fix it. We are broken. We are trapped in Israel-run elite pedo-extortion operation

06.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

President Trump has reviewed a plan to claim emergency powers in order to issue an executive order that would mandate voter ID and ban mail ballots, The Washington Post reported last week.

www.washingtonpost.c...

06.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6

GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.

06.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 1913 πŸ” 617 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 68

none of this would have happened if kevin mcallister would have punched trump in the balls so hard that he died in home alone 2: lost in new york

06.03.2026 03:12 πŸ‘ 243 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

www.statesman.com/business/art...

06.03.2026 17:07 πŸ‘ 4598 πŸ” 1674 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 126

With Qatar raising the prospect of $150 crude, our @pippastevens.cnbc.com says that would -- theoretically -- put retail gasoline somewhere in the $5.50 range.

@cnbc.com #OOTT

06.03.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 484 πŸ” 172 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 49

Israel is demolishing Lebanon

Starting to think the Iran stuff was actually purposefully a distraction for this because they know how brutally unpopular Gaza has been, Because the news is covered up in Iran but there is zero coverage of this. It’s so fucking bad yall it’s Gaza 2.

06.03.2026 07:15 πŸ‘ 449 πŸ” 199 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 10
06.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 1174 πŸ” 222 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 6

lol

06.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€œEvangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.
The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.”

Excerpt From
β€œOpinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.”
Aaron M. Renn
The Washington Post
https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ
This material may be protected by copyright.

β€œEvangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem. The lack of evangelical Christians at America’s most prestigious institutions fuels mistrust.” Excerpt From β€œOpinion | Evangelicals are missing from the halls of power. That’s a problem.” Aaron M. Renn The Washington Post https://apple.news/ATJF-eGWhQMuuXvLnrj0ugQ This material may be protected by copyright.

Congratulations, WaPo, you did it, you published the worst take

06.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 5404 πŸ” 930 πŸ’¬ 258 πŸ“Œ 412

Join my new predictive market platform Douchero to place a wager on which one of these guys gets caught with CSAM first.

06.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 1000 πŸ” 172 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 2

Israel has been carrying out a β€œbroad-scale wave” of strikes on Lebanon’s capital Beirut while the IDF also launched its 14th wave of attacks on Iran.

The US says strikes on Iran are about to β€œsurge dramatically”.

06.03.2026 07:59 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

Quite an opening paragraph.

06.03.2026 09:27 πŸ‘ 1056 πŸ” 424 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 91

Getting really flustered during battle because my sword makes a flirty little "ooh!" sound instead of a "clang" every time it hits another sword.

06.03.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 87 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
@forallcurious

New evidence reveals Earth is trapped in a massive cosmic bubble 2 billion light-years across

@forallcurious New evidence reveals Earth is trapped in a massive cosmic bubble 2 billion light-years across

NOT NOW

06.03.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

05.03.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 2233 πŸ” 528 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 15

Eat my shit and hair from the back @nytimespr.bsky.social

06.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get fucked @nytimespr.bsky.social

06.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.

I wrote about how the US and Israel carried out an attack on an Iranian girls school on par with the OKC bombing and US media relegated it to a back page story. No stand alone evening news segments, no front page stories, it made A11 in the NYT then everyone moved on.

04.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 4195 πŸ” 1454 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 47

Not now, Babe. I've got to gulp down this tangy psyllium husk before it gels.

06.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

a bumper sticker that says, "PLEASE BE PATIENT I AM SO SLEEPY πŸ₯Ί"

07.04.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 286 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2
Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

Israeli map showing all of southern Lebanon in red with yellow arrows pointing to north of the Litani river

The IDF just ordered the *entirety of south Lebanon* to be forcibly displaced.

They are emptying the land of its population, creating a massive crisis, and will now proceed to further annihilate large parts of Lebanon.

The very nation state of Lebanon is being destroyed.

04.03.2026 10:19 πŸ‘ 2285 πŸ” 1463 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 205
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Actual post.

06.03.2026 02:42 πŸ‘ 366 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 171 πŸ“Œ 156

Making people from New York mad by asking them if the bagels there are any good

06.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Does he have to dress like a chef all the time everywhere he goes, like the Mandalorian of gastronomy

06.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1220 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 64 πŸ“Œ 7

she mark on my wayne till I mullen

06.03.2026 00:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Terror Alert Level:

06.03.2026 00:33 πŸ‘ 636 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Hegseth is overtly and publicly outlining the vision of white supremacy, Christian nationalism, and related imperialism that are guiding this administration’s actions.

It’s Nazism without the veil of pseudo-pagan pageantry.

05.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 359 πŸ” 141 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 2

I mean look I get to be a united states representative still LOL get fucked losers

05.03.2026 01:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Senator John Fetterman’s response to @premthakker.bsky.social when asked about the illegal US strike on an Iranian Naval ship in international waters:

β€œI want to offer condolences to your boss [Mehdi]. I know he’s all broke up about the Ayatollah.”

04.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 1372 πŸ” 321 πŸ’¬ 533 πŸ“Œ 527