mister scum

teeth ... crowding ... nng .. ghuh. too many .

who decided it would be funny to jam a bunch of teeth in me

im just visiting ..

little cookie man never waved to me .. so he got knocked out!!!

making yaoi bait. short form content, we're reviewing food. always a little too sensual, but the crowd loves it. we never kiss. but we make love with our eyes

gonna start making yaoi clickbait

me and my partner are like yaoi

😛 🫲👁️🫱

my piercer told me getting my eyebrows pierced would feel like getting them threaded. immediate betrayal. it didnt feel like that

actively working on getting linocut materials bc i keep getting ads from companies like Gelato and it makes me question the morality it all. also making ur own merch is fun

graphite sketch of dog laying down on a pillow

drawing of my dog lumped on her pillow

bluesky is banned first thing in the morning ive decided

thanks

(:P

im gonna make an app but its just old instagram

too much cheese on my burgeer

wowowwy 🤓

cokie cola

fries

burger

dentist brand

but now we move to feel for ourselves inside some stranger's stomach
place your body here
let your skin begin to blend itself with mine

i cant bind while i tattoo or else i will be in torrential amounts of pain so i put Oh Comely by Neutral Milk Hotel on the playlist to feel Heard. song has nothing to do with binding but its horribly sad and disgusting so i feel heard ig

first patient alert!!!!!!what flavor laughing gas do you want. i recommend rootbeer

me, smiling, holding a 16oz cold brew from Philz Coffee. my two front teeth are showing

partner said i look very handsome today

ill clean your teeth extra good pal

would you trust me to go inside your mouth? to help you?

daydreaming about being a dentist

took my hormones last night guys. my wife said i keep forgetting. i says, "way to make the whore moan!!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha" and she says please stop thats not even funny (new yorker accent for this one by the way)