humans are very easily tricked into believing words are alive, because we mostly think in language. We build our sense of self out of words.
That’s why no one thinks the image generators have consciousness.
the poop magician: is this your turd?
me: ...no?..
PM: check your pants....
me: !!!!!!
probably barry bonds or jeff kent, knowing the sf clubhouse of his era
bill mueller has sad eyes
gouache landscape of sunset skies behind trees and wetlands
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Ghosts are just old houses dreaming people in the night
Have no doubt about it, hon, the dead will do alright
Go contemplate the evidence and I guarantee you'll find
The dead know what they're doing when they leave this world behind
A fantastic musician and amazing human could really use some help. If you have a few bucks, it'd be rad if you threw them her way. 🩷🤍🩵
#MutualAid
oh sweetie <3
not to be all gender essentialist, but i think if you call them boy shorts then they should have plenty of space for a nice package. just cuz i cut mine off doesn’t mean i don’t want a cute little bulge from time to time
what's the matter, novella boy? afraid you might enjoy a subplot?
love this for you
"Dolls." "Dolts."
purple
i injected estrogen and i masturbated today. pretty full evening
Puppy play, but instead of breaking out the leashes and muzzles I just make you pose for Instagram photos while wearing a really stupid hat.
Lady wearing a tshirt saying "The softness of moonlight. The strength of the sun" beneath overlapping female symbols
Woman wearing s shirt saying i am a lesbian. Bright red text on yellowy orange shirt
Guy wearing a shirt saying sodom today, gomorrah the world
Shirt with queer bart saying get used to it, dude
Nothing more beautiful than these gay vintage t-shirts
chris paul burner tweet
Heathcliff paints the word "NUDE" in big capitals on an otherwise blank canvas. Two mice watch him work, and one of them says "Now, that's art."
09 Feb 2026
nut butter: it’s not what i thought it would be
in the original planet of the apes movie from 1968 they go into deep hibernation until the year 3978. if they made the movie today they would be in deep hibernation until 4036. pretty wild
Yes i used ai but it was only throughout the creative process
Children will literally be of the corn instead of going to therapy
Asked to see the secret menu at Old Navy and they showed me a pair of pants with one leg
“that dog in me” and theyre a brown cocker spaniel puppy with a pink bow
at a coffee shop and a tech speak guy just used the phrase “reverse paywall” which i’m pretty sure is just extortion
Friends are warmer than gold when you're old
And keeping them is harder than you might suppose
Lately, I tend to make strangers wherever I go
Some of them were once people I was happy to know
picture me saying “there’s not a lot of alleys in new york city” the same way that jake gyllenhaal says “not a lot of people have basements in california” in Zodiac (2007)
Cop: Can you describe the man who stabbed you?
Me: He kept going like this [stabbing motion]
my girlfriend had a cache of michfest shirts last summer that were briefly in my possession. i think she just got bummed out by them and threw them away though
Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, Les Deux Amies, 1894-95
