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Florida Man in West Philly here to goof off. https://linktr.ee/howtobepunk

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STRIP LAW is the best new show of 2026

25.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not a sports guy but it seems to me that this kind of genuine unbridled emotional joy, generated by actual human achievement, and not data centers, is something we really need to see these days.

20.02.2026 00:51 πŸ‘ 606 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Been back listening to The Best Show after not doing so for many years and I don’t know if it’s me, them, Tom or some combination of the three but the callers have by and large gotten especially bad.

20.02.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is really good

16.02.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Philadelphia isn’t real

13.02.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 443 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 24

Obviously we have much bigger issues to deal with here but whichever candidate promises to make FaceTiming in public places illegal has my vote.

12.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Truly one of the best bands of all time.

10.02.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return

09.02.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 3964 πŸ” 622 πŸ’¬ 33 πŸ“Œ 26

Interesting tactic by Salesforce to hire the guy who makes YouTube videos exclusively for 11 year old boys to hawk their product

09.02.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 66 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the TaΓ­nos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

09.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 20661 πŸ” 5279 πŸ’¬ 108 πŸ“Œ 179

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

09.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 28932 πŸ” 5015 πŸ’¬ 177 πŸ“Œ 154

Bad Bunny fuckin rules man. Feel bad for all the hicks in this stupid country who don’t get it.

09.02.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Green Day are huge dorks but they also have like a hundred great songs.

08.02.2026 23:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hospital-level farts coming out of this guy

08.02.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(Me watching this commercial as a four year old) god I want to drink 700 fucking beers now.

07.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Respectfully when did all these babes start curling

07.02.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,

02.02.2026 18:54 πŸ‘ 5408 πŸ” 843 πŸ’¬ 300 πŸ“Œ 66

Obviously a bygone era now, but I think the biggest reason I became such a big baseball fan as a kid was that the Braves were on TBS every night (and the Cubs were on WGN every afternoon for that matter). It was just so much easier to watch baseball back then!

02.02.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m also considering this but in Clearwater obviously go Phillies

01.02.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It makes you sound crazy to say this out loud, but it's becoming increasingly clear that the United States government has been effectively toppled by a group of overt pedophiles

31.01.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 12580 πŸ” 4017 πŸ’¬ 198 πŸ“Œ 108
Release date, number of songs, and runtime for the new Joyce Manor album I Used To Go To This Bar

Release date, number of songs, and runtime for the new Joyce Manor album I Used To Go To This Bar

Folks…they’ve done it again.

30.01.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sixers hold a moment of silence for Dan McQuade.

30.01.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 3234 πŸ” 409 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 57

Same energy

29.01.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Garden State Parkway's Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop Is Playing Fast And Loose With Famous Quotes | Defector CHEESEQUAKE, N.J. β€” Have you ever scored a touchdown? I never played real football, so my own experiences have been pretty low-key, but man, did they feel great. I think I remember almost all of themβ€”...

McQuade personally used the power of the press to get the Jon Bon Jovi Rest Stop to take down the "Acting is like scoring a touchdown" quote erroneously attributed to Ed Harris. What have you ever done?
defector.com/the-garden-s...

29.01.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 521 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7
Hannibal Buress on Bill Cosby: 'You're a Rapist' Comedian Hannibal Buress called Bill Cosby a rapist in a bit at the Trocadero on Thursday night. Cosby has been accused of sexual assault by multiple women.

As @jenniferkates.bsky.social reminds me, it was Dan McQuade who was at Hannibal Burress's October 2014 show at the Troc when he said β€œYou rape women, Bill Cosby,” happened to be recording it, made it go viral, and from then on no one ever could forget or deny who Bill Cosby was.

29.01.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 724 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 13

Really sad to hear about Dan McQuade’s passing. We exchanged a few DMs over the years and I always felt like I was talking to the most Philadelphian man who’d ever lived (complimentary). His joy and curiosity for this weird city really came through in his work and made me love living here even more.

29.01.2026 03:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.01.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 6841 πŸ” 2011 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 299
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Cody is the best Joyce Manor album

27.01.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

100% true

27.01.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m just resting my eyes”

25.01.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0