Do not use jardiance if you have been diagnosed with gooch skitters
07.03.2026 16:45
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Do not use jardiance if you have been diagnosed with gooch skitters
Does The Hague have like a punch card?
Additionally: shout every word except pause before the last word, crack a lopsided grin, then deliver it like rico suave smooth
The “Big Arch” or “BArch” for those 😉 in the know,
Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.
Clanked In
Sometimes it’s unavoidable to send Americans to die in a pointless war that they started because chatgpt told them to
morethanjustparks.substack.com/p/blm-announ... there's info on who to complain to to try to stop this at the end of the article, lets share this message and try our best to stop it.
Here in the states we have regime change daily whenever the prez makes a biscuit
That would be a cool thing to steal (w/ permission ofc) and for people who don’t like Bank of America it could say Bank of (whatever you want)
A little creative letter customization and my kit will “👆 Bank of This Bitch 👆”
The oldies station played Roxanne by the Police, just in case you need more evidence of this country’s advanced state of moral decay
To speak with the Very Wise Realtor you must, on the day of the solstice, climb to the top of the mountain and prostrate yourself before the Stunning Sunset Views of this Mid-Century Charmer — 👀Recent Updates!
Is it a karate move to grasp your coffee cup in the morning and go “ow, fuck!”?
Painted half my whole house and I fuckin still suck at karate WTF I was lied to
Little known fact, the term Droids stands for Dootin’ Rollin’ Original Intelligent Dudes
I like a no-nonsense work environment for example anyone telling me what to do is one kind of nonsense
I paid an internet witch to put Mitch McConnell in the hospital
On par with the forbidden sip, which you take after you pour but before you pay
Wealthy Oregonians behind Vasquez should probably feel a little heat if their guy won’t protect citizens. People who were behind the “Portland is a Schmidt show” billboards. People with names on buildings. Was that about protecting citizens or getting rid of the unhoused for their business buddies?
Seeing more STFU Doomer energy online these days fucking finally
Back fireman is rescuing Groot
Don’t forget the piss bottles!
My work is putting up security cameras specifically to observe ICE and federal activity that may take place on their property. I’ve been asking my bosses what is the plan for a sustained federal presence in our area. How do we plan to protect our team members & neighbors who may be targeted, etc.
Help wanted*
*ICE alumni need not apply
⬆️ Your future, Mr Gonzalez
"You raise your voice, I erase your voice." Meet 𝐄𝐝𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐨 𝐆𝐨𝐧𝐳𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐳, an ICE Deportation Officer from Miami, FL (originally from Puerto Rico). Gonzalez has lived in Miami and Hollywood, FL. He decided it would be fun to travel to Miami to kidnap and threaten people. #OneOfOursAllOfYours #UnmaskICE
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
An AI fake of you is your sloppelgänger
When it comes to the economy, he’s more a grower than a shower
Reddit is actively removing evidence of ICE crimes, just in case you need an excuse to leave that collaborator site. Been fucking around on Lemmy & the fediverse recently and the content + discussions are better anyway. Fuck those clanker-ass Reddit bootlickers
Hey I just met you
And there’s a big whale
So here’s your harpoon
And call me Ishmael
