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Posterior Malone

@posteriormalone

@PosteriorMalone on the other one. I just want to sit on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

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I think it’s fairly easy to determine once you have a general sense of the types of ego-slights that make him mad, much less irate.

21.12.2024 09:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a man is standing in a bathroom next to a bucket that has a label on it that says ' clorox ' ALT: a man is standing in a bathroom next to a bucket that has a label on it that says ' clorox '
17.12.2024 01:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No one has ever had just one

15.12.2024 12:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh, his latest chalk red line.

14.12.2024 04:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dude can get lost, permanently

14.12.2024 04:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t worry, this will just be a sub-department of DOGE.

They’ll place a Food Stamps Enforcement Officer at each point of sale, with a red telephone they can use to call HQ in the case of super confusing items like boston baked beans.

There is going to be so much efficiency you’ll be sick of it.

13.12.2024 10:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This advertisement…is not selling boots

13.12.2024 08:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Once he finds out about the lack of fortune, Trump is going to be so relieved that he only married off Tiffany to them

13.12.2024 08:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dude just sucks, top to bottom

13.12.2024 05:49 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And thank jeebus it did. Still awesome.

13.12.2024 02:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It would seem to be heavy malpractice if they didn’t have sources in the crowd.

But, you know, spin facts and imaginations however is required to make yourselves look less incompetent, craven and idiotic, MAGA.

13.12.2024 02:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is good but you missed picanha, which is in the top 3-4 done properly

08.12.2024 07:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

[No]

08.12.2024 03:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember, pick up all the mushrooms along the way

08.12.2024 02:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Rolling Stools

07.12.2024 07:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s less deep analysis and more explaining his tells.

It all flows from the same two sources:
1. Power - does it make me (feel or actually) more powerful
2. Ego - does it flatter or insult me

07.12.2024 07:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Two years ago today we were awarded the Congressional Gold Medal for protecting The US Capitol on January 6th 2021. Almost 4 years later the efforts to downplay, whitewash and minimize what happened appear to be succeeding. I won't ever stop standing up to them.

07.12.2024 02:48 👍 52235 🔁 10343 💬 1673 📌 403

One of the finest sandwiches known to man.

Grilled lemongrass pork banh mi is undefeated.

07.12.2024 05:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every time I log on something dumber has happened than the last time it's just the dumbest time to ever be alive

06.12.2024 01:29 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

doctor: your blood glucose is over 800

cookie monster: is that bad

doctor: sir it's deadly

Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie

06.12.2024 12:01 👍 7792 🔁 614 💬 94 📌 37

Correct. That and throttling performance (esp before it could be toggled) are reasonable arguments.

06.12.2024 09:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You can make arguments for planned obsolescence for iphones,

Outpacing expected battery life / physical limitations of the battery by a factor of 2-3 does not support that argument.

Anyway enjoy your new phone ☎️

06.12.2024 08:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(That’s not planned obsolescence)

06.12.2024 08:41 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Considering the expected life of a Li-Ion battery is several years or 300-500 charge cycles, sounds like you made out just fine.

If that’s the only issue, and it’s replaceable, it’s really not a strong argument for ‘planned obsolescence’

06.12.2024 08:38 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

I can guarantee you it will be as nauseating as possible.

A small price to pay for satisfying the ego of the Czacks

06.12.2024 04:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s literally just a mascot, it’s absurd

06.12.2024 03:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks for reminding, due for a bathroom break right now

06.12.2024 03:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yep, keep it simple.

There’s no new behavior, no need to reinvent or rebrand anything.

They’re just tweets.

06.12.2024 03:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re all tweets. Everywhere. Always.

06.12.2024 03:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You described his current job.

But I agree with the sentiment.

06.12.2024 03:06 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0