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The image is of a comic.
Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?"
Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy."
Santa responds "Very nice!"
Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?"
Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

The image is of a comic. Panel one depicts Santa Claus. He says, "Have you been naughty or nice?" Panel two depicts a happy dog. He says, "I am ALWAYS a good boy." Santa responds "Very nice!" Panel three depicts Santa again. He says "...And you?" Panel four depicts an orange cat climbing a Christmas tree, turning his head to look back at Santa.

04.12.2025 09:30 πŸ‘ 15445 πŸ” 4120 πŸ’¬ 88 πŸ“Œ 120

# morally grey moment but she was kind of an evil boss

16.11.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine working with someone for 8 months and noticing like 1001 signs they’re probably struggling with undiagnosed ADHD like you did and then choosing not to say anything because you don’t trust them enough to have that kind of conversation even though you know it could have changed their life

16.11.2025 17:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Purple has been my favourite colour for years but sometimes I wonder if that’s because I’ve been imagining the concept of a delicate, bright but also vibrant, pinkish but not pink or blue shade of purple that doesn’t actually exist in real life

26.10.2025 17:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I may not have enough income to afford rent but at least I can live with my parents and spend all my cash on rampant consumerism instead

01.10.2025 12:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.08.2025 14:11 πŸ‘ 5790 πŸ” 832 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 5

You’re unhinged

07.08.2025 02:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Are you talking to the leftists who already don’t give af about bro culture when you say that?

07.08.2025 02:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They wouldn’t have posted that if they weren’t just straight up struggling / miserable and handling their own misery very poorly

01.08.2025 22:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Male Costa’s Hummingbird

Male Costa’s Hummingbird

Overcast skies? Find a hummingbird… male Costa’s πŸͺΆβ˜€οΈπŸŒ΅

01.08.2025 12:56 πŸ‘ 11351 πŸ” 1141 πŸ’¬ 169 πŸ“Œ 58

That being said I feel like it’s definitely a reaction to the state of right wing…. Culture..

01.08.2025 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe they could come up with another way. But should they?

01.08.2025 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m actually crying

01.08.2025 22:14 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Not the AI fanfic commenters

14.07.2025 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re sucking the humanity out of one of the most incredible things that has ever happened to humanity in recent history πŸ˜…

06.07.2025 05:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I stopped drawing because the emergence of AI art killed it for me. The idea that social media companies are considering flooding their sites with bots with the intent of them β€œbefriending” users on the platform is definitely going to kill social media for me in the same way.

06.07.2025 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My problem with dating apps is that I need to be able to see a man just existing for at LEAST 2 months and literally not even think about them as a person at all before suddenly deciding to start having butterflies around them

28.06.2025 01:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Tesla stock down 15% today

Tesla stock down 15% today

Oh, I’m sorry. Did your rational and logical economic system not account for what if two terminally online men had a falling out?

05.06.2025 19:30 πŸ‘ 6351 πŸ” 1102 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 102

Distraction from the miserable depressing state of affairs sure

06.06.2025 01:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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tomate al natural πŸ₯«βœ‚️ #paperengineering #papercraft

23.05.2025 11:43 πŸ‘ 3257 πŸ” 605 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 23

It is a little weird to me countries aren’t more aggressively, formally trying to take advantage of the U.S. science brain drain. Once in a lifetime opportunity to buy low on Non-Dumbass Americans with PhDs who just wanna look into microscopes and quietly cure ass cancer as our country eats shit.

04.05.2025 20:54 πŸ‘ 34833 πŸ” 4820 πŸ’¬ 1236 πŸ“Œ 421

I love doing this with older coworkers. I don’t mind if you don’t like me, you don’t even know me. Smile back when you’re ready

05.05.2025 22:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn’t sound like a problem to me

05.05.2025 21:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Autism: Myth Vs. Fact

MYTH: Autism is caused by vaccines.

FACT: There is no scientific evidence that the microchips inside vaccines are linked to autism.

Autism: Myth Vs. Fact MYTH: Autism is caused by vaccines. FACT: There is no scientific evidence that the microchips inside vaccines are linked to autism.

Autism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/autism-...

05.05.2025 19:10 πŸ‘ 8842 πŸ” 940 πŸ’¬ 175 πŸ“Œ 51
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Remember, to throughly cook all meat products, for safety’s sakeβ€¦πŸ‘‡

Enjoy. 😎✨

29.04.2025 15:40 πŸ‘ 19260 πŸ” 6923 πŸ’¬ 1089 πŸ“Œ 721

There’s no way he thought that MS13 was literally tattooed on his knuckles …

30.04.2025 04:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel called out, I can’t stand watching the videos of these people speaking anyways

30.04.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crying for a week straight when Donald trump got elected again was one of the most valid choices I have ever made

25.04.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Watching Dr Oz get sworn in is making me feel like I may be going clinically insane?

24.04.2025 02:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mind you the date was perfectly fine I think I am just fucking depressed

16.04.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0