The most precious jelly beans
09.03.2026 10:44
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The most precious jelly beans
Hey, at least the price of eggs is down and we're not in an utterly pointless war. Right?
... RIGHT?!
Ngl tho, I was rather intrigued by the concept of Scream 7.... Until I learned the twist. So glad I didn't waste money on that disappointment.
Cutesy kids movie is B.O. gold during wartime while the 'indie style' wholly unique take on a classic story has trouble gaining traction and the rotting corpse of a 90s gem the studios keep beating on like a money piñata turns out to be a dud after a big opening day.
Wow.
Hollywood needs a reboot.
Nah, I know video games. There's a secret treasure behind that wall if you break it down.
Understandable but, sadly, some people just won't be reasoned with.
teewatterss on Threads: “losing an hour on international women's day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar”
10/10 take. no notes
I just stumbled across this conversation, and the entire back and forth between you and this individual seems to consist of you attempting to clarify and smooth things over while they scream "NUH UH, MEANY!" repeatedly. Seems like they just want beef for some baffling (social media) reason.
I know he wasn't perfect by a long shot. But goddamn, I miss having an eloquent President.
![“the thinker of tender thoughts” by shel silverstein
[an illustration depicting a boy growing into a man. as he grows, his hair grows out as flowers. people laugh at him for it and he becomes sad. he starts trimming off the flowers, but as he reaches the last one he stops. he is then depicted with a smile and a flower in his buttonhole on his jacket.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2n2dejikiq3y3rrg45gtw6si/bafkreig4hk7n6hp3po67f6lqhxdout4edflushs6tmriyvumsfosb2524m@jpeg)
“the thinker of tender thoughts” by shel silverstein [an illustration depicting a boy growing into a man. as he grows, his hair grows out as flowers. people laugh at him for it and he becomes sad. he starts trimming off the flowers, but as he reaches the last one he stops. he is then depicted with a smile and a flower in his buttonhole on his jacket.]
“the thinker of tender thoughts”
by shel silverstein
First time for me to watch an emu unboxing 😂
TT: The Emu Ranch
Bonne Terre, Missouri
They don't know what Socialism is. 90% of the time if any of them are asked to explain what it is, they describe capitalism.
Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.
"I voted for Trump 3 times because he ran on what I want. Racism. Bigotry. Hate. The dumbing down of America. Greed. But now that the price of gas has gone up enough to make my life hard, I can't support him anymore."
Fuck grateful. They learned nothing. They're gonna find another Führer to back.
A Chevron station sign showing gas prices at over $5 per gallon
Me: I'm so glad I've managed to get out and do DoorDash over the few weeks. I have to be super careful not to overdo it, so it's not much, but it's been enough so I'm not in a constant state of panic over bills for once.😊
The assholes running the country: WAR!💸💸💸
Me: Welp, fuck me, I guess.🫠
Charlie Kirk was a buddy of his. Those soldiers mean as much to him as pawns do on a chessboard.
Why spend money keeping 180,000 trans people alive and content when they could murder hundreds and thousands of people across the world for their own potential enrichment?
(Seriously, I fucking hate the politicians in this country, omfg)
As a gender ambiguous person that's noticed weird looks and stares occasionally, I tend to accept it as a normal reaction from most folks and ignore it.
Pair it with other things like approaching or reaching into pockets, however, and I start getting super nervous. O_O
For perspective, $3,000 is 0.0003% of 1 Billion.
It would cost 1 Billionaire 0.0003% of 1 of their Billions to give someone $3,000.
They literally wouldn't even notice the loss of $3,000. They probably lose more in rounding errors every day. But god forbid it actively go toward helping people.🙄
For perspective, $3,000 is 0.0003% of 1 Billion.
It would cost 1 Billionaire 0.0003% of 1 of their Billions to give someone $3,000.
They literally wouldn't even notice the loss of $3,000. They probably lose more in rounding errors every day. But god forbid it actively go toward helping people.🙄
$3,000 would be life changing for so many people.
I have no idea why they're specifically focusing on the 'middle class' (likely to pretend people 'don't really' need it) but hell, speaking as a disabled low income person, it would be incredible.
But oh no, won't somebody think of the Billionaires!
It's been over a month now.
I finally found the words, but I still have trouble believing he's gone.
goingonaramble.medium.com/small-shadow...
I'm a nerd that likes action horror films
"Omg I'm home alone! I can finally do everything I've ever wanted and nobody can stop me!"
.... 🧍♂️
That's an athiest take (it was mine too) but you have to remember that a lot of Christians expect 'literal GOD' to do crap like that all the time.
NOPE
It's been over a month now.
I finally found the words, but I still have trouble believing he's gone.
goingonaramble.medium.com/small-shadow...
