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Zach - Your dad’s favorite dad.

@zachness

I’m thick, off-white in colour, and made of 38% fat.

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a white goat is standing in the grass with its mouth open ALT: a white goat is standing in the grass with its mouth open
21.02.2026 17:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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21.02.2026 02:57 👍 65 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Me next?

05.02.2026 06:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How about we practice what he’s saying?

11.12.2025 05:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Damn.

11.12.2025 04:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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11.12.2025 04:19 👍 149 🔁 5 💬 4 📌 0
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The osos in España are built different.

07.12.2025 22:00 👍 73 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Say hi to the girls.

06.12.2025 22:26 👍 328 🔁 4 💬 7 📌 0
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Viva España. Bring on the osos.

05.12.2025 20:42 👍 88 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
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Vacation mode.

02.11.2025 01:12 👍 102 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

More flakes than a box of Kellogg’s. Ugh. Also, did Sniffies get stupidly shitty the last few days? Can’t do much without it forcing a refresh constantly.

19.10.2025 21:04 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woof!

04.10.2025 03:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Look at this photograph

01.10.2025 00:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Submitted for validation.

30.09.2025 02:48 👍 332 🔁 16 💬 12 📌 0
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🍻:30. Cheers, and happy Folsom.

27.09.2025 01:07 👍 171 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0
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Fuzzy faced Friday?

06.09.2025 00:45 👍 253 🔁 4 💬 5 📌 0

This is my check on my way out the door.

31.08.2025 18:24 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Apparently I grew chesticles. Who knew…

30.08.2025 23:27 👍 250 🔁 7 💬 12 📌 0
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22.08.2025 18:25 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Not us being a bunch of 🚬 playing Kylie Minogue while floating around Xochimilco before seeing the 👸 later.

22.08.2025 17:19 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey guapo.

21.08.2025 01:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Moody hotel dick. Definitely needs some help.

21.08.2025 01:49 👍 231 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 0
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C’mon, just take it for a joyride.

18.08.2025 02:18 👍 230 🔁 14 💬 11 📌 0
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Hotel dick anyone?

19.07.2025 01:09 👍 241 🔁 12 💬 9 📌 0

Yeah, now to find a bottle while traveling. Struck out twice already. Ugh.

09.07.2025 11:43 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ugh. When you drop your poppers in the back room and the cap cracks.

08.07.2025 21:54 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Seriously. He’s probably never stepped foot outside of the US.

08.07.2025 08:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fuckin hotel hornies.

07.07.2025 23:20 👍 224 🔁 10 💬 6 📌 0
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😈🥵🐷

07.07.2025 22:57 👍 297 🔁 15 💬 7 📌 1
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Do you like my new shoes ? 🍑

06.07.2025 14:27 👍 826 🔁 61 💬 19 📌 0