The last surviving gaslit cinema has reopened in Leeds. I went there and said it was their fault that cinema is dying.
26.11.2024 16:41
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I went to a casino for the first time last night and went straight to the crap table. The table was all wobbly and collapsed as soon as I sat down. Drinks fell off.
26.11.2024 15:03
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Drank so much last night I’ve got faecal alcohol syndrome and type 2 diarrhoea.
26.11.2024 09:30
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I say “probably Marnus” to every question I’m asked now.
25.11.2024 20:44
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I fold the bottom of my trousers when I go to the library. That was a turn up for the books.
25.11.2024 19:50
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