Sam Desatoff

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Wanna do that favorite 9 games thing but the instant I started thinking about it I remembered I am a barely-functioning human being with executive dysfunction 👍👍

Wanna play Marathon but I'd like to get a regular group together first. Who's playing?

Pretty good

It’s also been harder to dedicate large amounts of time to games like MH as the kiddo has grown and come to demand more of my free time. The days I actually get a chance to play I’d rather check out something new

Been wanting to jump back into Monster Hunter Wilds but all the new content is intimidating and I’d have to relearn like half of the game

I should not have dismissed Pokopia. Now I can’t wait for it. Killer review, Reb!

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“hire me” written in the Pokémon Pokopia font

Game good

Babel may have separated us but Posting Through It is the great unifier of our time

Browt isn’t even what the species is called that’s just his name

I was tempted to try out some Riftbound but I sure as hell do not need another card game hobby

Fuck dude, can’t even enjoy a video game without the US starting a war, I hate this shit ass country

Give Grace’s actor an Oscar

Meat toilet def > meat kitchen

Luckily the first five minutes of Requiem has both!!

One of my favorite horror bits is finding old rotted meat in a kitchen. Nothing says “be scared of this place” more than some old rotted meat in a kitchen

Screenshot from the opening minutes of Resident Evil Requiem. A filthy alley and the boarded up front door of an abandoned hotel

Bouta *clenches teeth* resident this evil

Solid gameplay and interesting lore held back by the existence of other players. I’ve enjoyed the bits where I was able to wander around and shoot robots, but every encounter with a human being has greatly diminished my desire to keep going

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Hire me! I’m Good at Stuff™️

A week full of dress up days is more terrifying than anything Leon has ever encountered

Text notification from my kid’s elementary school: “next week is Read Across America week! Let’s have some fun with these awesome dress up days!”

Guarantee nothing in Resident Evil Requiem compares to the jump scare my kid’s school just texted out

You’re allowed to vague post some good news! You’re gonna kill it, Morgan!

Anyway I’m very much looking forward to starting Requiem this weekend

It’s mostly fine, I guess. I can say things like “God of War looks fine” and I get left alone. Lack of relevance has its perks

I used to have an outlet to write opinions on God of War and Pokemon starters and extraction shooters but now I simply post into the void

All I’m saying is that Leon is probably in the most qualified position to make this assessment

I mean that tracks for me