soylent moon

apartheid in a pear tree

Tis better to have snoozed and lost than never to have snoozed at all

I have a disease where I have to give my friends custom bespoke spreadsheets of media recommendations or I’ll die

Miss Langtree from Over the Garden Wall with one eyebrow raised incredulously

if you look like this dm me

i think computers can already do pretty much everything i want them to now. we can stop coming up with new ones

Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ (1986)
Episode 43 - The Girl From Core 3, Part 2
18:48.235

Art made to celebrate the 30th anniversary Victory Gundam!

WIENERS FOREVER

All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else

this feels newly-relevant today: “It is a bad habit of the soul to celebrate anyone's death…but there are some people whose deaths come as a relief…because justice was never served for the acts of such a person. And relief is the closest thing to justice that people will experience.”

So I needed a new sacrifice for m'lair. So I decided to go to the Underworld, which is what they called Alefgard in those days. So I tied a moonwort bulb to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the Everbird cost six orbs, and in those days, orbs had dragons on 'em. Gimme six drago

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

My favorite holiday tradition is that on black Friday I go around to all your parents' houses and turn motion smoothing back on

I have a disease where I have to give my friends custom bespoke spreadsheets of media recommendations or I’ll die

i’m dreaming of a wet christmas

'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' Actor Andre Braugher Dies At 61 Braugher also played Frank Pembleton on “Homicide: Life on the Street.”

Andre Braugher, the actor who starred in “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” and “Homicide: Life on the Street,” has died. He was 61.

Screenshot of the time K Thor Jensen asked Matt Walsh if Matt would suck every ape's dick to save one human.

Reminder about the best answer ever given to one of those obnoxious hypotheticals.

it could have been so good...

Happy Circulatory System Wandering Through the Kitchen Day to all who celebrate!

odo the goo guy himself.

jaya just walked in here, saw this, and asked “is that the goo guy”

i have gotten grief from mcu fans for describing the recent run of movies and shows as “slop” but it is very clear that disney thinks that its audiences are hogs that will slurp up anything they’re fed

How the “game” works, as revealed today, is somehow even more insane than the screenshot

Say what you will about America, $7 gets you a LOT of ladybugs

Two tarot cards side by side. On the left is the seven of swords, with a figure in a tunic carrying swords while looking over their shoulder; on the right is the nine of swords, featuring a robed person sitting up in bed covering their face with their hands in front of wall-mounted swords.

watching mecha anime with funnels
and
building model kits with funnels

all cops are bitchass lil babies

the ideal woman has large venomous fangs

turning a big dial taht says "civilian deaths" on it back and forth between “we gave them ample warning” and “hamas did it” and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right