𝔅𝔲𝔰𝔱 𝔞 𝔪𝔬𝔳𝔢

|| Starlord and The Punisher bonding over weapons? Honestly, an interaction I'd love to see in actual Canon 🤣

"Jesus man, you're like a walking Armory - we could've used some of those last time we dealt with the Kree. Have you ever considered joining a space team?"

He said with a laugh

~Carried firearms Frank had on him.

"Oh-? Now that I can get behind. No spoilers on your gift, buddy. But it mightttttt rhyme with alien fun-"

Getting The Punisher a weapon from outer space, how original.
Quill only really thought of firearms because as someone who's lived the space pirate life, he can tell just how many concealed~

"You- you don't even know when my birthday is-"

Jesus, Quill just accept the kind notion.

"I was abducted from earth at like eight years old dude-

Didn't exactly have the time for geography lessons-"

"I'm gonna pretend like I know what an Afghanistan is-"

"Where were you when we needed a doomsday level weapon for Thanos..?"

"You have no idea how long it's been since I've seen another one of those-"

Motioning to the Walkman he keeps attached to his pants waist.

"Good to see some people still enjoy the finer things in life-"

𝙂𝙝𝙤𝙨𝙩-𝙨𝙥𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙤𝙚𝙨 . .

𝗮𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘 .ᐟ .ᐟ —— #🕷️

Someone mentioned a Walkman.

There is now a lurking Starlord.

[Temp Pin]

"You took /everything/ I held dear, Did no one ever tell you spiders are /deadly/!"

Independent Portrayal Of Peter Parker From Earth 50701

AU/Headcanon based

A continuation of the same muse from X (@/ImperfectSpider)

|| Man... Given I'm back in the marvel verse again...
Maybe I should revive my spidey.

A few blinks from Peter before he gently shook his head and laughed.

"Starting to think I know how you and Rocket know each other. Another one of his trading partners I take it?"

"🎶Still like that old time rock and roll
That kind of music just soothes the soul
I reminisce about the days of old
With that old time rock and roll🎵"

Bro is absolutely WHIPPING the ship around right now, currently evading fire from Kree Warships-

Yeah? Then don't let Gamora see it- she might want to add it to her collection.

[Believe it or not, he's seen a few weapons of ridiculous size.]

Honestly? I prefer my guns.
If I had a sword like that, it'd probably just collect dust.

I already wanted one you didn't have to sell me on it-

Why are you looking at me like that-

I could totally manage a plasma sword-

~Touch anything down there, ships hard enough to keep running as is sometimes."

"So rocket brought another bomb on my ship... great..."

Peter would swipe his finger along the central interface of the ship, pulling up a radar meant to detect massive energy signatures and saw a rather immediate large dot, which made him sigh.

"Down in the engine room... do me a favor, don't~

Man, how come I don't get a cool plasma sword then-?

[His knowledge of Star Wars consists only of things other humans have told him- mostly Spider-Man]

Wait...

Taken from their family and home planet at a young age.

Becomes a force for good throughout the galaxy.

Gets powers from something beyond the Galaxy Itself.

Holy shit, am I a jedi-???

Rocket...

Why is there a giant bug on the ship saying you stole their gun..?

Thought we talked about this buddy-

|| Will likely be slow with these. Slowly building my muse back up over all my accs.

"...Yeah, that sounds like rocket alright..."

Peter crossed his arms across his chest and smiled slightly.

"But if it's all the same to you, you're not taking anything off my ship, not without me making sure you aren't full of shit. No offense."

𝔹𝕃𝔸ℂ𝕂 𝕄𝕆𝕆ℕ

ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇꜰɪᴇʟᴅ

ᴏ'ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʏ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ

"Okay-;"

Quill is a bit confused by the unknown alien aboard his ship-

Maybe one of the other Guardians had let them on?

Peter gave a gentle wave

";You're new- care to tell me why you're on my ship-"

"Alright, who forgot to rewind the tape deck..? C'mon guys it's not easy to fix these-"

“Hᴇ’s ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴʏ ᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ. Hᴇ’s ɪɴʜᴜᴍᴀɴ. Hᴇ’s ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴘᴏᴛᴇɴᴛɪᴀʟ. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴀᴄʜɪᴇᴠᴇᴍᴇɴᴛs. Tʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍs. I’ʟʟ sᴀᴠᴇ ᴜs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴇxᴛɪɴᴄᴛɪᴏɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍʏᴛʜɪᴄ ɴɪɢʜᴛᴍᴀʀᴇ. I ᴡᴏɴ’ᴛ sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ. Wʜᴇɴ I’ᴍ ᴅᴏɴᴇ, ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ ᴡᴀᴋᴇ ᴜᴘ & sᴇᴇ ʜɪᴍ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇᴠɪʟ, & ᴛʜᴇʏ’ʟʟ sᴇᴇ ᴍᴇ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴜᴇ ᴍᴀɴ ᴏғ ᴛᴏᴍᴏʀʀᴏᴡ”

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