Jen Smith

ECEXUTIVE ORDER

what happens when a microscope crashes into a telescope?

they kaleidescope

5:36 Instagram ~ •• 5G+ 38 Comments Read the room Beyoncé! We are broke! Reply View 39 more replies kresnk 40m Baby I love you, but I'm gonna have to Cé No this time Reply View 51 more replies jabbarlewis 33m You look amazing. but please don't sell us anything else 2,399 875 567

5:36 Instagram ~ •• 5G+ 38 Comments india.donielle 47m Bey, we have nothing left to give 1,152 Reply View 14 more replies thekillahbee 38m I know you lying Reply 15 View 3 more replies robinthede • 28m WE ONLY HAVE BLOOD LEFT TO GIVE QUEEN

5:36 Instagram ~ •• 5G+ 38 Comments Bey, please one thing at a time. We are poor Reply View 9 more replies officialabdiel 35m WE DONT HAVE ANY MORE MONEY, GISELLE!!! Reply View 7 more replies deonmims 41m Girl, I absolutely adore you but we all have about 2 dollars left after buying Cowboy Carter 963 686 219

5:36 Instagram ~ •• 5G+ 38 Comments Girl you really ain't got no manners. Find you something safe to do! Reply View 13 more replies jammasterjaye_ 41m You ain't getting another dime. Happy love day though, Bey Reply View 5 more replies chixderra 36m You Just be doing anything.. what type of bills do you have

Beyonce posts an ad for her fragrance on IG as all her fans are fighting for their lives trying to get Cowboy Carter tickets. The replies are sending me 😂

GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse

ME IN 2025: ah, okay

First Ballot Hall of Famers with less than half of Barry Bonds' rWAR Jim Thome Tom Glavine Frank Thomas Eddie Murray John Smoltz Ivan Rodriguez Tony Gwynn Paul Molitor Dennis Eckersley Ozzie Smith Kirby Puckett Dave Winfield Robin Yount Reggie Jackson Rod Carew Jim Palmer Johnny Bench Willie Stargell Willie McCovey Lou Brock Brooks Robinson Ernie Banks Sandy Koufax Jackie Robinson Bob Feller Mariano Rivera David Ortiz Ichiro Suzuki CC Sabathia

Congratulations to Ichiro and CC Sabathia for their induction into this list I keep on my phone

"Nothing matters" is the motto of those willing to give up in the face of dictatorship and fascism. *Everything* matters. Each step towards freedom and resistance means something.

Best thing our allies can remember: if you stand up to Trump you intimidate him and he will back down. If you crawl to him (like his sycophantic politicians) he will not respect you and will eventually throw you under the bus.

[Kaepernick kneels]

THIS IS DISRESPECTFUL TO THE FLAG AND THE VETERANS WHO FOUGHT FOR IT. HE HATES THIS COUNTRY.

[Elon Sieg heils]

Well you see, you’re accusing him of this, but it’s more complicated. Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt. It was an odd gesture, but these are delicate times.

Turner Classic Movies schedule for 1/21/25: 10:15am: CONFESSIONS OF A NAZI SPY (1939) 12:00pm: THE MORTAL STORM (1940) 1:45pm: THE GREAT DICTATOR (1941) 4:00pm: THE SEVENTH CROSS (1944) 6:00pm: EDGE OF DARKNESS (1943)

TCM seems to have something on their mind today.

. [from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows: “a state of exhaustion inspired by senseless tragedies and acts of violence, which force you to abruptly revise your expectations of what can happen in this world, trying to prop yourself up like an old scarecrow, who’s bursting at the seams yet powerless to do anything but stand there and watch”].

the word of the day is “kuebiko,” a feeling of being overcome with exhaustion at all the world’s horrors and a sense of resignation at your own inability to fix things.

Yes. Use your library. @bookjockeyalex.bsky.social gave some tips on how to be an ally to your library. But also, strategize with your family and friends. Form community libraries and book exchanges with your loved ones.

if you’re peddling the idea that elon was “just excited” i’m going to assume that you did nazi it

Just gonna be playing this on loop for the next four years…

Hey LA, Chevalier’s Books on Larchmont is taking donations of kids/MG/YA books for kids affected by the fires.

A German citizen on Tiktok warns US users about the similarities between Hitler’s rise to power & Trump’s collision with Tiktok, goes viral, then when her prophecy comes true, the video is removed for community guidelines violation.

Draw your own conclusions.

I grabbed a screen recording. 👇👇

The MCU’s next two projects feeling a wee bit topical when it comes to depicting modern politicians.

Check out my list on Amazon

Happy Giving Tuesday! If you are looking for a way to give, please consider taking a look at my middle school library wishlist. These are books that my students have requested and also some to just help build up and update (especially nonfiction) 💜

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happy merry holidayishness Playlist · Jen Smith · 1058 items · 22 saves

Now that it’s *officially* Christmas music season I present to you my glorious playlist where all ya gotta do is hit shuffle and enjoy the most eclectic and festive collection of festive melodic goodness. It’s up to over 2 full days worth of songs! open.spotify.com/playlist/6OH...

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Thanksgiving Viewing Party: Day 3 continued

As per tradition, the night ends with Paulie Shore. Gobble Gobble, y’all!

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Thanksgiving Viewing Party: Day 3

As per tradition, the morning was filled with quoting along to my favorite Friends thanksgiving episodes.

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Thanksgiving Viewing Party: Day 2 continued

Every Thanksgiving Eve is Slapsgiving in my living room. All the HIMYM slaps, babyyyy! (With a side of Blitzgiving!)

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Thanksgiving Viewing Party: Day 2 continued

Wednesday evening needed to kick off with the classic Sports Night episode Thespis. Sometimes ya just gotta thaw a 24 pound turkey on the light grid.

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Thanksgiving Viewing Party: Day 2

Wednesday afternoon meant going to Hulu for all of the Modern Family thanksgiving episodes and a bonus side of Home Economics Thanksgiving episodes.

“may your dish become a family tradition”
- ancient chef curse

Following United Farm Workers has been the single most educational thing on social media for me. Though I've known seasonal farm workers and heard about how food comes to our tables, I hadn't really had a good idea of the reality. Highly recommend following them.

Pretty San Francisco pictures just because ✨

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Thanksgiving Viewing Party: Day 1

Tuesday night was spent watching all of the thanksgiving episodes from Brooklyn Nine-None, New Girl, and the random thanksgiving episode from the last season of Happy Endings

I feel seen

An old newspaper recipe for tuna fish jello describes individual ingredients including celery, pimentos and lemon Jello. (I know, disgusting.)

The second half of this @sfchronicle.com tuna fish salad recipe from the 1910s really makes use of the element of surprise.

Can’t remember a paragraph taking a chilling turn like this. Sorry @stephenking.bsky.social but Ruth Mitchell is my new favorite horror writer.