To keep the mullet or to chop the mullet 🤔

🤤🤤

Eras tour is finally over

Hosting a unitedhealthcare CEO shooter lookalike contest in my bedroom at 9pm tonight!

my muse

All my exes live in Texas

thank you ☺️

Looking out of place in Denver with this outfit

They wouldn’t last a minute in the asylum we were raised in and it’s just the line for Costco hotdogs

well yes! a minnewake original

Honored 🙂‍↕️

I guess this is now a mullet account?

mullet Monday?

On set of Tarzan, the director said cut, but Phil Collins heard cunt and proceeded to produce the best soundtrack of all time

Tonight I’m defying gravity (getting really high)

I have zero idea how to pose but here’s a Jim pic

Love Fridays on Bluesky

I strive to be as clueless, lost, and rich as Kathy ripping out her extensions at the dinner table

Teach me your ways 💪

crush saw it first

Let’s get this bread diva boots

You know Venezuela? Heard of it

happy birthday @rcadams19.bsky.social 🥳

🚨 Poot has been added to Gays of Bluesky

Monday again

based on profile pic alone

following every hot man I can find on this app

am I doing this right?

Saturday night delts

there’s a cream for that bb

skeet waits for no one 🫣