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... but like... what would be different...? Would the parts just be in, like, different places...?

OH OKAY SO WE'RE JUST CALLING OUR SHOTS NOW ARE WE??

I get so jealous when I see a girl with a great butt

SmoreDraws - Piczel.tv Doin the best I can to make you Squirm~

piczel.tv/watch/SmoreD...

workin

... that seems a little scary... if im getting taken apart, I think i wanna get put back together as the same puppy... maybe slightly more puppy or with replaceable parts, but still wanna be me...

... I mean... I do get really blushy about being a robot and getting taken apart on a work bench by a pretty mechanic girl, but I am always expecting to get put back together at the end...

Q:\Homework\

Gosh I need this for puppydoll...

I mean, I'm certainly desperate and single enough to be willing to accept something like this, but I've been told that I deserve better and should have someone who treats me special...

Nope, not gonna do that. I can promise you that's never gonna happen and that you are more than good enough. You're a sweetheart and a kind person and I will always love you Rach~

Puppy's not going anywhere ever, no matter what, and you can trust that.

Well, happy birthday in advance!!! No worries about spelling mistakes!

That's wonderful! Looks so nice and cozy!!!

muzzle acquired

Morning Jae!

Happy birthday Tita!

I'm samurai

またつまらぬ物を斬ってしまいましたっ☆

the modifier “pet” is like an anti-power word in the way it diminishes whatever comes after it.

for instance, a wife is a respectable woman; a pet wife is a drooling, legfucking thing with half a brain melting out of its ears at all times.

Additionally, some girls are destined for pethood; try as

A chicken walking on the beach the caption is: If you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day

Congratulations everyone

LANCER is a porn game

First of all, she's dying.

Second of all, this means someone has failed. She's not supposed to die. She's Handler's special hound, Her prized pet, and some mechanism in the vast dog run that is this war malfunctioned.

Third of all, she's so fucking tired.

Handler meetup where they allow their hounds to play with eachother, except the hounds are muzzles and caged so they can’t actually do anything with eachother, just uselessly rutting at eachother and smashing their muzzles at one another

How i flirt

I just kind of make dog noises and bark a lot while trying to be nice and sweet... hasn't worked yet, but maybe someday!

You know what, I am certainly intrigued as well as being bored of work already~

Been a fan for a while and it's funny that this is genuinely a significant part of Lelouch's character arc...

You say people "deserve better" and to that I say that my life is better because I have you in it! I would trade toy for anything in the world sis.

🫂

Rachel, sweetheart, none of this is true... I do truly care about you and you are not in the way of a burden or anything of the sort.

I'm a grown woman who can make her own choices and I will always always choose to be friends with you.

Morning Oak!

"Work hard and she will stay with you."

A mantra, repeated some several thousand times in the doll's head.

Either succeeding or failing, as long as the doll worked hard, its witch would stay with it.

... Once upon a time, its witch caught it vocalizing that mantra.