Wax Pack Glam

'60s pin-up legend Michelle Angelo posing topless. Presented as a parody of a 1968 Topps baseball card.

Michelle Angelo, 1968 Topps Baseball style.

Late '70s Mayfair model Jenny Sewell posing nude in garters. Presented as a parody of a 1981 Donruss baseball card.

Jenny Sewell, 1981 Donruss Baseball style.

Mysterious mid '60s European pin-up Tina Maysen (conflicting features mention her as German, English or Romanian) posing nude for French magazine Plaisir. Presented as a parody of a 1964 Topps football card with Mod Mystiques and Gogo Girl (a reference from another German pictorial).

Tina Maysen, 1964 Topps Football style.

Miss May 1973 Anulka Dziubinska posing nude against a red background. Presented as a parody of a 1972 Topps basketball card with Playboy as team name.

Anulka Dziubinska, 1972-73 Topps Basketball style.

Barbara Crampton, 1985 Topps WWF style.

Head on over to Reel Obscure for a lively examination of Re-Animator!

Erica Boyer posing in a futuristic setting in fishnets and heels, from a late '80s Hustler pictorial. Presented as a parody of a 1989 Topps Hockey card.

Erica Boyer, 1989-90 O-Pee-Chee/Topps Hockey style.

Late night cable legend Kira Reed posing nude for Danni in a dungeon and, uh, flossing her nethers with a whip? Presented as a parody of a 2000 Bowman Chrome football card.

Kira Reed, 2000 Bowman Chrome Football style.

I think I know which one you're talking about... was Julia Parton in it?

This is really becoming my favorite CMC subset. The logo, fonts, data box and choice of screenshots are all perfect and even more Fleer flavored than the original V design.

'80s British pin-up legend Tina Shaw posing nude in the ocean for Parade magazine. Presented as a parody of a 1986 Donruss baseball card.

Tina Shaw, 1986 Donruss Baseball style.

'90s pin-up Sasha Vinni posing in a bamboo jungle studio set nude with striped body paint. Presented as a parody of a 1993 Topps baseball card with Wild Things as team name.

Sasha Vinni, 1993 Topps Baseball style.

Cult film queen Edy Williams posing nude in a pool for a 1973 Playboy pictorial by her then-husband Russ Meyer. Presented as a parody of a 1973 Topps hockey card.

Edy Williams, 1973-74 O-Pee-Chee/Topps Hockey style.

'70s French erotic glamour legend Sylvia Diams in an blissful explicit riding pose. Presented as a parody of a 1976 Topps basketball card with team name Erotiques and preserving the the exact dimensions of the unusually taller card size.

Sylvia Diams, 1976-77 Topps Basketball style.
*Explicit!*

'60s Swedish pin-up Vivi Kraik posing nude outdoors in a lush green environment. Presented as a parody of a 1970 Topps football card with Laplanders as team name.

Vivi Kraik, 1970 Topps Football style.

My thoughts 100% to all your points, especially trying to include some kind of special heads up for stronger material that may put off some people. Thank you for all that!

Certainly more sensitive than Tumblr's, but at least Bsky is permissive and doesn't shuffle your account to faceless shadowban limbo. And thankd for the feedback, it felt like there was always some exhausting discourse about "glamour vs porn" brewing on Twitter that thankfully didn't carry over.

I think the wild inaccuracy of the moderation watchdog is what is causing me to overreact. With Explicit toggled to view you should expect strong imagery, and I know I'm overdoing it applying the label meant for gore but just figure less of a chance people have that turned on. I know, silly.

You sure do love that junk wax.

Great point, but EVERYTHING gets immediately overridden as Explicit no matter how tame, and I've given up appealing. A Bunny Yeager beach pic and Brigitte Lahaie having artfully-shot sex get hit with the same hammer. Basically I just want to be sure I'm not jumpscaring someone with the birds n bees.

The Jill Kelly thing was testing the waters. Probably silly to even bring it up, just don't want to lose any good mutuals over something that's not a big whoop to avoid.

This is really incredible! Very reminiscent of mid '90s super premium glossy prismatic cardstock, but still having a vintage feel. Amazing work.

Yes!

That's heartbreaking, I'm so sorry.

Dutch erotic glamour legend Zara Whites posing nude in a vividly colored studio beach setting. Presented as a parody of a 1992 Topps In Living Color trading card.

Zara Whites, Topps In Living Color style.

Always liked him, then along came Reservation Dogs and yeah, he's an absolute treasure.

Was hoping it was from Megaforce...

Penthouse Pet (June 2017) Olive Glass lounging nude in a bathtub. Presented as a parody of a 1978 Topps hockey card.

Modern Monday: Olive Glass, 1978-79 O-Pee-Chee/Topps Hockey style.

Thank you! Kind of a limited use template, but works beautifully.

Redhead Lacy Lennon posing nude in bed. Presented as a parody of a 1989 Topps baseball card with Reds team name. Revised and reposted with improved font and lighter grain texture.

Modern Monday: Lacy Lennon, 1989 Topps Baseball style.