(imagining a man in a hat) ah, a honest sensible fellow, doubtless on his way to complete a job of work
(imagining the hat is on a rakish tilt) Scoundrel! Cutthroat! His bastard offspring swell our schoolyards!
I've never thanked the news for telling me everything that is going on. Thanks news ya freakin gossip.
I hope I'll never be one of those losers that dies one day.
In The Odyssey, Circe, the witch-goddess turns Odysseus’s crew into swine but with Hermes' help, Odysseus resists Circe’s powers and then becomes her lover, by her side for a year. But if you ever turn MY boys into swine, there's no way i'll be your lover for more than 6 months.
The Bega they come, the Mambo they Five.
Name a more iconic island...
Arcade Fire would've been a great name for a big room of video games that is burning.
I got to argue against the ridiculous @benrussells.bsky.social on his original circular debate format 'Girt'.
youtu.be/N0vCPuaOHzg?...
Guests for tomorrow's livestream. Its gonna be a big one.
Hello kind listeners. We're having our 500th Two in the Think Tank episode livestream tomorrow. The livestream starts at 8am Melbourne time. We have so many guests from The Weekly Planet pod, Do Go On, Sanspants & many many more. Link for tomorrow: youtube.com/live/nitLNCM...
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving with a visit from @alasdairtb.bsky.social @locallaughs.bsky.social tonight
America's funniest home births
I would die of natural causes for my family
In the TV show Seinfeld, every character is trying to find love but dismisses each potential mate because of small petty flaws. However when we watch the show, the reason we love these characters is because of their flaws.
We all know that the wheels on the bus go round and round, all through the town. I'm not telling you anything new here. But what I feel is being ignored is that its in rural areas, on rural roads, that bus wheels are getting the majority of their rotations.
This nuclear sub thing won't work but what will distract me from the epstein list is if Trump goes into the criterion closet.
Calling people who ride bicycles 'cyclists' is bi erasure.
My new book goes on sale roughly 6 to 18 months after i start then finish writing it.
That "Paper Airplanes" rapper was everywhere but now seems to be M.I.A.
two thirds of acting is having a haunting face
Hey, before this world war is over, let's not forget to sow the seeds of the next one.
As a severely depressed astronaut, I for one am very excited to get to fly on this one day.
I think I'm gonna spend the second part of my life getting arrested a lot.
There should be little rocks you can keep near the cpu in your computer that get hot and you can get them out and drop them in you coffee to warm it up so you don't have to get up and go to the microwave.
It's actually 'anywhom'
Hah. I am.
Gym bros are the new philosophers.
Yeah that sucks but hopefully soon!
Can't wait till it is available here
That's such good news!!
